Poogle

The act of browsing the internet on a mobile device such as the hot new Droid while defecating.

Sentence: "While I'm in the bathroom, I'll Poogle the nearest bar so we can go out for drinks."

by Tumeric March 21, 2010

pookle

the act of urinating and deficating in the same visit to the restroom. originating from the combination of the words poop and tinkle.

"I have to take a pookle!"

by steph and nick February 11, 2006

pooter

Dried flowers of the Cannabis sativa plant - often smoked in a pipe or cigarette; sometimes ingested. Origin of this word is rumoured to have arisen from references to the "Poot poot" sound made by Popeye's pipe (what was he smoking?)

Hey Carlo, lets's smoke some pooter.

Last night I got fla-tooter-pootered!

by bob October 29, 2003

Poodle

A fag with frizzy hair and looks like a poodle. Is normally horrible with chicks because he is gay. How is a gay man supposed to be good with chicks?

brad is a fucking poodle

by zach linton May 12, 2007

poodle popper

anyone who has participated in the act of having sexual relations with a dog, not always a poodle, using this name usually makes them really mad. you can also call them poodle.

dude 1: Aww man poodle popper is coming.
dude 2: Why is he called poodle popper?
dude 1: because he fucked his dog dude!
dude 2: Aww that is sick!
poodle popper: Hey guys! what's up?
dude 1: nothing poodle.
poodle popper: I DIDN'T FUCK MY DOG!!!!!!
dude 1: Yeah whatever poodle.

by penis kicker March 18, 2006

pooter

an endearing nickname for a person named scotty.

scotty becomes scooter. scooter becomes pooter.

"Awe, pooter is so cute!"

by a.bby July 6, 2009

pootermellon

It is the equivalent of the Ketchup Effect. Having a water mellon shoved up your pooter / vagina / britney

Can you imagine getting a pootermellon ! man that would hurt !

by Alimarr May 27, 2008