beef pen

A beef pen otherwise known as a pork sword, is physiological component of the male anatomy used for reproduction, urination, and wider world conquest.

"Get that beef pen out of my face I have a very busy day with many errands to run!"

by Aguythatknowsstuff August 07, 2019

Tablet Pen

The pen that comes with your drawing tablet. It gets lost easily because they have a special magnetic force that connects them to satan and you have a mental breakdown every time you lose it. What do you do when it's gone? Make a sacrifice; kill the canaenae in your basement and ring up satan. Ask him for a new tablet pen. Job done.

"I lost my tablet pen."
"Right then. Honey, grab the candles, I'll take care of the canaenae."

by Cheesey Duck December 02, 2020

Patriarky pen

A slang word for a man's genetalia used by weird people

"get out of here with your patriarky pen"

by Tysken_raider July 09, 2018

Pen

The one thing your friend probably used to fuck your mom

"Heh heh hey bro i used my pen on your mom last night"

"YOU WHAT?!?"

by Thanos Hair October 22, 2019

Pen

A thing that your draw away your life with.

I used a pen to sign a contract.

by gigi.irwin December 08, 2020

Pen

Harpoon

Take this weapon forged in darkness. Some see a pen, I see a harpoon.

by GayEmoUnicorn January 23, 2018

pen

you say this when you want someone to shag you

damn do you wanna pen me

by ihaveathickassdontplaywithme October 27, 2020