Wild Orchid

When a stripper leaves a bloody snail trail on your shirt because she was on her period while give you a lapdance

“Fucking bitch left a wild orchid on me! This a $500 dollar shirt!”
“Why the fuck did you wear a white polo Armani to the dirtiest strip club in the ArkLaTex?”

by Dashus January 15, 2026

Electric Light Orchestra

Some hairy Brummies playing around with various instruments.

My favourite band is Electric Light Orchestra!

by WaysideWorks October 22, 2018

the Gapple Orchard

the magical place where corvette owners go when they think they can beat my shitbox hatchback with 250k on the odometer on an empty stretch of highway

dude 1: some old white dude paralleled me on the highway, and looked me dead in the eyes
dude 2: what did you do?
dude 1: let’s just say he’s spending some time in the Gapple Orchard right now

by ed-G April 29, 2019

Erie High School Orchestra

A group of idiots who somehow got their filthy little hands on some instruments and hey, they ain’t that bad. They’re tigs. #skotigs . Known instruments are violin, slightly bigger violin, chello and a massive box thing.

Well, EHS has choir, marching band, symphonic band, jazz bad, and the other thing... yea Erie High School orchestra.

by ehsorchestramemes May 2, 2019

Wand of Orcus

A giant penis that brings about someone's destruction.

He used the Wand of Orcus and she will never be the same.

by Wicket24 September 13, 2021

Electric Light Orchestra (ELO)

A band of hippies, known to begin their concerts coming out of a Flying saucer, not UFO, UFOs stand for Unidentified Flying Object, and they came out of a clearly labeled FLYING SAUCER. IT IS IDENTIFIED! my word some of you stupod Furry shagging, red neck, monthly crue loving red knecks don't know the difference.

"Its a living thing,"(Jeff Lynne's Electric light orchestra (ELO)

by CoolBoy 69funnyhahaha November 7, 2021

Frix's pet orca

Frix's pet orca is an orca who is pretty cool if I do say so myself

Frix's pet orca is cool!

by FrixisMC2 December 7, 2021