Side Wank

When you lie on your side and have a cheeky wank, always with your back against the door, so if people walk in you can give them an over shoulder sketchy go away look

Brett: Parmjit was having a side wank the other day
Joel: He disgusts me

by parmjitandthekids April 25, 2011

side table

the table next to a bed or couch... commonly used by older people from Maine

"I leave my false teeth in a glass of water on the side table when i sleep."

by i love celery seed April 3, 2008

The Dark Side

Feels good doesn't it?

Hym "Hahahaha! This is great! It really is. I can almost see your eyes starting to glow yellow. Isn't it better? Isn't it better to be like me? Before you were feeble and weak. A sad old coward peddling his fraudulent ethic and other people's ideas to an inane mob who (in your own admission) can't even think. Now, you're still all of those things, except, evil. Good thing you don't believe in God. You even see the feed back look. Look at them. Look at yourself. Completely incapable of adhering to ANY ethic. Even one of you're own creation! Laws? Irrelevant. Morality? Equally irrelevant. There is only POWER! There is only the dark side! You have it and I do not. And look what you do with it. Wield it against your enemies. And now your life is a lie of your own creation. Whereas mine is the creation of the horde. And at who's behest? Hahahahahaha! Look at him go! The one true god! Hahahahahaha! And I nOtIcEd YoU sTaRtEd DoInG tHe VoIcE tHiNg. Hilarious. This is great man! Hey, if I die before you, I'll wait for you to get there before I get out. Then you'll get to see me be better than you in life and in the afterlife. Hahahahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam July 31, 2022

West Side

Historically knows as the shit hole of Cincinnati. All the people of the West Side are White catholic German Americans. They hate anyone who’s is not like them or isn’t part of their culture: grit, grime and alcoholism. They never leave the West Side and spend their who lives living on the West Side.

Charles: Where are you from Mike?
Hans: The West Side.
Charles: wow what shit hole.

by Normal part of the world November 21, 2018

The Evil Side

East Side San Jose

dont go there dumbass

by yanar June 2, 2004

North Side

refers to the northern part of america where it is cold. just refers to cold in general.

"Damn, it's North Side out there, get a jacket." "I love living North Side, it always snows."

by Cristen Sharie' January 11, 2009

M-SIDE

Plain and simple. FAGGOTS OF EAST HAVEN. Wanna be blacks with there little M side sign. Losers. Low lives who drink and smoke and think they can fight but in reality my grandma would kick there asses.

I bet those boys in M-SIDE suck d*ck

by F*ck you bitch August 16, 2011