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Nothing Ever Happens

A political philosophy which posits that history has become more stable and static than ever before in human history; that no large-scale world altering events ever happen anymore and possibly will never happen again. The global status quo will always remain more or less as it is now.

Those who believe in this philosophy are called Nothingbros or possibly Chuds, and the icon or symbol of the ideology is the Chudjak meme, though there is no real connection between this and actual chuds. People opposed to this philosophy and believe it to be wrong are often referred to as Happeningcels.

If something happens, but it didn't change the average persons day to day life at all, its not a true happening, and merely a nothingburger.
Person A: Did you see that the South Korean president declared Martial Law and is trying to stage a coup? This is huge, its gonna change the whole world!

Nothingbro: Its a nothingburger.

Person A: What? What do you mean?

Nothingbro: Nothing Ever Happens.

*Martial Law would later go on to be rescinded and the Korean president impeached, no long-term consequences have resulted from his event*
by Hawkbone January 20, 2025
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DARLING HOLD MY HAND! NOTHING BEATS A JET2 HOLIDAY AND RIGHT NOW YOU CAN SAVE 50 POUNDS PER PERSON, THATS 200 POUNDS OFF FOR A FAMILY OF FOUR!
by Sigmaboy101 August 1, 2025
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Nothing

Why did you search for this-

Just w h y

here’s nothing:
Person 1: hey dude I got nothing

Person 2: but it’s my birthday :(

Person 1: *panik*
by Cotton EEEEE May 22, 2021
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Nothing

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Nothing
by GOOBER LOVER June 6, 2023
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nothing relationally

Without kinship and without social bond at the same time.
by Selzoir April 10, 2023
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People Don't Do Nothing On Shit.

Ain't nothing gonna happen if you don't get out there and just do it.
person 1:"Awh, man i can't go any further, i'm beat!"
person 2:"Come on, Man. People don't do nothing on shit."
by JesterRaaf May 19, 2025
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