by Tatabrazilian March 17, 2014
Get the hide the bonemug. by JoeJoeDPlate June 2, 2018
Get the dinosaur bonemug. Bone tired is not a synonym for "Very Tired" or "Wiped out." It goes far deeper. Being bone tired is to be so deeply exhausted your bones themselves feel dull and weak. Every cuticle, every fiber of your being be it mental, physical, or emotional want nothing more than the sweet release of lady moon herself. To be bone tired is to see the eyes of eternal slumber and deny it the satisfaction of another morsel. You do not get to the state of bone tired easy, it takes an extreme sadist or an unfortunate insomniac to even crack the surface of what it is to be bone tired.
If you find yourself being under the influence of this dreary mental state just remember that it is temporary, and if absolute worse comes to worse I recommend contacting the sketchiest local vet you can find and acquiring a large dosage of horse tranquilizers. If all else fails a swift but firm blow to the head may do the trick, but this method is unreliable and 'adverse' effects may come as a result.
If you find yourself being under the influence of this dreary mental state just remember that it is temporary, and if absolute worse comes to worse I recommend contacting the sketchiest local vet you can find and acquiring a large dosage of horse tranquilizers. If all else fails a swift but firm blow to the head may do the trick, but this method is unreliable and 'adverse' effects may come as a result.
Two people walk into a room where they encounter a third person deliriously stumbling around.
"Yo you good?" Asks one to the disorientated husk.
"Abagoobah, kreembop ga poopy poopy droopy droppy"
"WTF?" says the second.
"Nah, look at his eyes, he isn't even here rn" says the first.
"Kleip boppop hepg" says the empty shell.
"Dudes BONE tired" says the second as they walk off into the sunset leaving the husk behind.
"Yo you good?" Asks one to the disorientated husk.
"Abagoobah, kreembop ga poopy poopy droopy droppy"
"WTF?" says the second.
"Nah, look at his eyes, he isn't even here rn" says the first.
"Kleip boppop hepg" says the empty shell.
"Dudes BONE tired" says the second as they walk off into the sunset leaving the husk behind.
by elrond420 September 23, 2021
Get the bone tiredmug. When you pretend to have a 3 way with a chick but you’re really having a sword fight with one of your boys
Yeah I told people in discord me and one of my boys had a 3 way with a chick but we were really clapping bones and cumming on each other’s cock heads
by Kjb569 December 16, 2018
Get the clapping bonesmug. "Cirillo to the Bone" is a phrase used to mock one's overall intelligence and skills. Another variation of this phrase is "Boned to the Cirillo" which essentially means that someone is screwed, or in deep shit.
by Tony Tzoutis September 28, 2022
Get the Cirillo to the Bonemug. Stand up naked with an erection while your girl blows smoke rings around your penis.
If timed correctly you might even be able to ejaculate through a smoke ring. Now that’s talent!
If timed correctly you might even be able to ejaculate through a smoke ring. Now that’s talent!
by Plumb2 March 26, 2019
Get the Smokey Bonemug. Craig-Did you blast that wee burd last night?
Archie-Course I did ya fucking mad man
Craig-Any good?
Archie-She was shaved to the bone and took it up the dump valve.
Craig-Hahahaha, I'll take that as an aye then?
Archie-Aye pal, she was a braw shag
Archie-Course I did ya fucking mad man
Craig-Any good?
Archie-She was shaved to the bone and took it up the dump valve.
Craig-Hahahaha, I'll take that as an aye then?
Archie-Aye pal, she was a braw shag
by Tammytamsin June 22, 2014
Get the Shaved to the bonemug.