ghetto fair

Parking lot carnivals, usually around in spring, with cheap food, crappy kiddie rides, rigged games, awesome carnies, and of course, zonkeys.

S.I.R.: Right now, I'm torturing myself at the ghetto fair. It's awful.

by Snow Witch November 20, 2015

Glasgow Fair

Public holiday in Glasgow, during July, characterised by torrential rain and generally appalling weather.

"What's the weather forecast for the Fair Weekend?"
"Rain. Rain aw weekend."
" Sounds about right - typical bloody Glasgow Fair!"

by AwrightPal August 8, 2015

Navajo Nation Fair

An event when people reunite with one another, money gets waisted, relationships start to build up, dumbass drivers, burrito sellers become rich, shit load of candy, Navajo Nation police are suddenly FBI agents, drunks fill up the jail cells, & when girls wait for 9 months to become a single mother.

Natives never get along with White people at the Navajo Nation Fair

by Gay sh September 8, 2016

To fair-and-balance

To engage in practices that result in fair and balanced news reporting.

After news reported that 1.5 million liberals marched on DC, Fox News to fair-and-balance 'd it by polling 100 CEOs.

by talkity talk July 25, 2020

fair bra Tanya

Mondegreen of "fair Britannia",, the personification of the British Empire and Commonwealth of Nations.

The land of the Beaver shall forever remain loyal to the breasts of "firm bra Tanya" or fair bra Tanya.

From The Maple Leaf Forever:

In Days of yore,
From Britain's shore
Wolfe the dauntless hero came
And planted firm Britannia's flag...

by bitchuck September 15, 2024

Not fair to the other guys

You are not doing anything one the basis of fairness. How I am being treated there cannot be considered fair in any way shape or form. And you're not paying me to stand there and not nothing. I am doing all of the register work.

Hym "Well, it may be not fair to the other guys but there is going to be a knife in my back pocket."

by Hym Iam January 8, 2025

Bay fair mall

One of the original shopping 🛒 malls in the San Francisco Bay area Bay fair mall opened in 1957 in san leandro california. It is now referred to as Bay fair center and includes a power center as part of its overall package. There are also plans to develop a small transit village adjacent to the mall itself to include high density residential development mixed use business and retail and pedestrian 🚷 friendly streets as well as shuttles and trams allowing direct access to the mall itself.

Bay fair mall is a thriving mixed use center that has been able to adapt to changing times and tastes.

by 4realazitgits April 23, 2021