A person that randomly makes check marks going both ways - either down to the right then up to the right, or down to the left and up to the left
At the end of the day, Gary looked at his to-do list and realized from his check marks - some of which went to the right and some to the left - that he was bi-checkual.
by ProofreadingYourLife June 30, 2020

The belief that something has been won more than once, only to discover that you are indeed bipolar and have not won anything.
A deluded state the occurs when you "bang to many 7 gram rocks"
A deluded state the occurs when you "bang to many 7 gram rocks"
Charlie Sheen: I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what? If I'm bipolar, aren't there moments where a guy like crashes in the corner like, 'Oh my God, it's all my mom's fault!' Shut up! Shut up! Stop! Move forward.
by sup3rsawy3rs March 27, 2011

Often confused with bipolar bi-winning is a mental disorder in which one believes they are 'winning' in multiple areas simultaneously when in fact they've just lost they're job worth over 1 million dollars per episode.
by Fogus GuireMac April 5, 2011

by GuiGG March 26, 2011

A term used to describe a condition in which a patient deludes their selves into thinking that the train wreck that is their life is actually caused by design. Bi-winning is often a side effect of cocaine abuse.
Symptoms include:
1)Hiring two hookers and full time girlfriends.
2)Delusions of being a warlock from another dimension.
3)Delusions of having a funny show.
4) Wanting to start a cooking show to support your coke habit.
Symptoms include:
1)Hiring two hookers and full time girlfriends.
2)Delusions of being a warlock from another dimension.
3)Delusions of having a funny show.
4) Wanting to start a cooking show to support your coke habit.
John: Dude, your wife just left you and you just lost your job...I think you have a problem.
Frank: I don't have a problem, I'm bi-winning! *Sniff!* How do you make eggs benedict?
Frank: I don't have a problem, I'm bi-winning! *Sniff!* How do you make eggs benedict?
by kiddluck March 27, 2011

Am I bi-polar?? I'm bi-winning.
by TheKingAndrock March 26, 2011

Someone who voted for Biden, typically believes that Biden is anti-racist despite all evidence pointing otherwise. Really only voted for Biden because "orange man bad". At most only knows 1 of Biden's policies.
Them: "I don't care if Joe made history for having the most executive orders in his first week. And I don't care that thousands and thousands of people lost their jobs because of him! Orange man bad! Dictator good!"
Any rational person: "You are just a Bi-idiot."
Any rational person: "You are just a Bi-idiot."
by Nevervoteblue February 19, 2021
