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Internet Explorer

Microsoft's attempt to dominate the Internet by integrating this poor excuse of a browser with every Windows OS, although this was deemed illegal, they made some bullshit up about it being a core part of Windows. So in the end, they integrated this POS into Windows.

IE is buggy, has many security holes, is slow, supports ActiveX so websites can install their XXX dialers on our systems, and finally, it's not standards compliant, so 80%+ web pages have sloppy HTML which doesn't work with standards compliant browsers, only IE. How convenient.
Internet Explorer is the most COMMON browser, but NOT the most popular.
by generic October 16, 2004
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End of the Internet

What you call a website when you want to "rebrand" it and are too lazy to think of a better name, next thing you know it gets sold off to CNET.

Thankfully no one has ever done this because no such website exists.
"End of the Internet? I've been there, but I don't have an account... I mean, Area 51!"
~Mikhajist
by bakudandan September 14, 2009
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Internet Pants

Pants around ankles, bare legs and sitting in front of the computer frustratingly surfing the web for the perfect porn.
Phil has gone home for lunch to put on his internet pants.
by Scotty Funk June 1, 2010
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internet explorer

Pros:
1. You only have to use it for one minute, just to get to Mozilla.com and download Firefox

Cons:
1. Slow
2. Bug ridden
3. Forced on all Windows owners
4. Looks like junk
5. Easily exploitable
6. Infrequently updated
7. No pop up ad blocking
8. Highly inconvenient
...

237. It just plain sucks
About 60 seconds after he first opened it up on his new computer, Jimmy was finished using Internet Explorer - for 2-4 years.
by hoyclan December 22, 2009
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Send an internet

Sending a message, invitation or other communication by electronic means. This includes e-mail, text, IM, Facebook invite, etc.

Often used when messaging a larger audience that doesn't necessarily have the same preferred means of communication. So some people in the group might get an e-mail, some a text and some a Facebook invite.
Hey, we're having a party on Saturday. Can you send an internet to Cameron, Katia, Corina, Ron, Kevin and Dave?
by RogerTango July 29, 2012
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Internet cats

Guy #1"look, i made this meme!"
Guy#2 "it sucks"
Guy#1" Ill chnage it to an internet cats meme!"
Guy#2"BEST MEME EVER HAHAHAHAHAHAH SO FUNNY"
by spiderpussy April 12, 2015
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Internet Savant

A person who uses the internet deftly and creatively to answer questions that people ask them with superhuman speed and quality of result.
Person 1 - "What's the name of that song that Van Morrison sings from the 9 months sound track?"
Person 2 - "Let me look"
2 seconds pass and Person 1 receives an IM for the file transfer of the song.
Person 1 - "Dude, you are a total Internet Savant."
Person 2 - " /bow "
by Biffb December 15, 2008
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