by The Z Meister June 7, 2022
Get the Flexing Kegelsmug. This guy was totally flex-texting me! Talking about business he owns(works for uncle), car he owns(belongs to baby momma) etc
by therealtriciaj July 28, 2015
Get the flex-textingmug. You know those wax pads? Well this is the alternative to that phony shit. if you wax your balls with this stuff, people will hear your scream from a couple miles away...but at least there is no more ball hair!
mom: *looks in cabinet for waxing pads, cant find any
mom: shit, well at least i got flex tape.
son:* sleeping peacefully in bedroom until being woken up by hearing his mom yell in pain from downstairs bathroom.
mom: shit, well at least i got flex tape.
son:* sleeping peacefully in bedroom until being woken up by hearing his mom yell in pain from downstairs bathroom.
by bobo_the_hobo6 January 31, 2019
Get the flex tapemug. Military: when someone in your division is frustrated that you haven't been doing anything for the last couple of hours and wants to go home so your first class makes everyone stick around for hours doing something menial and totally unrelated
*Ship's power goes out*
E-3: LPO why are we even here? We're doing nothing, for a different division that doesn't need or want us, on a system that's not even ours, we've completed all our work for the day, and I just want to go home. Its 1500!!!
LPO: uhhhhhhh FIRST CLASS FLEX! Everyone stay behind for another two and a half hours to pick up trash on the pier!
E-3: LPO why are we even here? We're doing nothing, for a different division that doesn't need or want us, on a system that's not even ours, we've completed all our work for the day, and I just want to go home. Its 1500!!!
LPO: uhhhhhhh FIRST CLASS FLEX! Everyone stay behind for another two and a half hours to pick up trash on the pier!
by Slash1492 April 20, 2019
Get the first class flexmug. When, usually a man, takes a picture of himself with his muscles flexed but is trying to look like he's standing casually.
by Universe42 December 15, 2020
Get the casu-flexingmug. John; I just snitched on them for selling to them guys over there
Lil Dopefiend: Bruh c'mon you always state flexing
Lil Dopefiend: Bruh c'mon you always state flexing
by Lil Dopefiend February 24, 2020
Get the state flexingmug. When software support can fix a customers seemingly enormous problem with only a few lines of code- while the customer is on the phone-there by saving the customer a significant amount of time.
I thought it would take forever to fix my data base error, but support pulled a Menges Flex and I got on with my day!
by Bill C Lecter September 6, 2022
Get the Menges Flexmug.