Nothing Burger

A statement, action, or behaviour that is grandiose or self important in itself, but useless or lacks potency in reality, reception, or practice.

'Did you see his graduation speech?' 'It was such a nothing burger of a speech'

by Man Of Exquisite Taste June 7, 2024

Whispering sweat nothings

Sweat pillow talk, according to Logan. Definitely make sure you know the definition before using it innocently in Biology class while talking to another dude.

Levi told Logan he was whispering sweat nothings to him... Levi didn't know what that meant... Levi is sheltered.

by The Winning Man December 8, 2023

nothing untoward

Nothing unaway from it, either.

If you ask a guy whether his cock "was a naughty boy" regarding a gal's vagina --- i.e., if he had sex with her --- he can truthfully answer dat said pillar of desire "did nothing untoward" regarding said chick's honey-hole, in dat he moved Mr. Happy straight in da derection --- I mean, direction --- of said love-tunnel, and so his eager schlong did indeed do nothing dat was "un-toward" --- i.e., heading further away from --- said luscious crotch-orifice. :P

by QuacksO December 18, 2024

nothing

Why the f are you so bored that you look up literally nothing

Person 1 : its a great day to find the defenition of nothing
Person 2 : sure is!
Person 3 : god please help me

by FostCore July 26, 2023

Nothing

Nothing is when your either actually doing something, or was able to bend logic and do actually nothing. If your doing nothing, are you technically breathing, sitting down, eating?

What are you doing?
Nothing.
But you're breathing.
Not Anymore!
Oh, ok- wait, what, no!

by beans are very nice January 25, 2022

Nothing ever changes

Because your messaging is bad. It's literally just the monopoly on virtue exhibited by the fundamentalist with a smug, sarcastic twist. You policy is incoherent and often contradictory. Your empathy doesn't actually translate to you caring about other people's lives and amounts only to pity for people for whom you feel bad. You're not good people. Believing as you believe and doing what you want EQUALS "Good people" to you. You're completely unsympathetic as a party because you have no sympathy for anyone who doesn't adhere to your political presuppositions. AND you're completely politically inept and just as authoritarian as the conservatives.

Hym "I mean, you say it seems like nothing ever changes but something changed. Now, you're going to shit out every mongrel child you conceive (consensually or otherwise). That changed. And nobody cares."

by Hym Iam February 10, 2024

nothing relationally

1- Collateral relative's spouse's ascendant
2- Collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative
3- Descendant's spouse's ascendant (except: child-in-law's parent = co-parent-in-law)
4- Descendant's spouse's collateral relative
5- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's ascendant
6- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative
7- Collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative's spouse
8- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative's spouse
9- Descendant's spouse's collateral relative's spouse
10- Relative's widowed (not biological)'s new spouse
11- Spouse's relative's widowed (not biological)'s new spouse
12- Relative's widowed (not biological)'s new spouse's ascendant
13- Relative's widowed (not biological)'s new spouse's descendant
14- Relative's widowed (not biological)'s new spouse's collateral relative
15- Spouse's relative's widowed (not biological)'s new spouse's ascendant
16- Spouse's relative's widowed (not biological)'s new spouse's descendant
17- Spouse's relative's widowed (not biological)'s new spouse's collateral relative
18- Without kinship (nor biological, nor by affinity, nor by undefined classification, nor by adoption, nor by socio-affectivity or nor by other type) and without social bond at the same time

Nothing relationally

by Kowoyo April 22, 2023