set ur own bedtime

a thing kids do where if their parents arent keeping track of time and it is past ur bedtime, you take advantage by not going to bed untill they yell "its way past ur bedtime!".

guy 1: im tired of having to go to bed at ten!

guy 2: how about you set ur own bedtime

guy 1: thats a great idea! but im gonna need a plan.

by nobody else here October 23, 2017

Own a musket for home defense

A copypasta that stems from a 2014 discussion on '4chan.' It is about a man in presumably the 18th Century defending his home from 4 intruders.

'Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.'

by sushm_ September 16, 2023

bring your own bullets

used when you have crips up your arse and you want backup from your 2nd battalion

"hey guys wanna go barbecue? BYOB (bring your own bullets)" They then showed up fully armed to the teeth with guns and ammunition for the battle of their life.

by nauseousthought October 31, 2023

Hoisted by your own Piccard

When your own star Star-Trek related actions hurt you in some way.

Bill: The date was going great until I mentioned I like Star-Trek
Jeff: It appears you have been hoisted by your own Piccard.

by The Not So Jolly Giant June 22, 2021

Mine your own harbour

'Don't mine your own harbour'

Meaning never wank in the bath.

Had a wank in the bath last night.....DUDE WTF? Dont mine your own harbour

by boring_pseudonym November 1, 2013

scratch your own balls

To be conceited or promote yourself to an annoying extent or to bring up something you did great over and over again

Carl: if it wasn't for me Rezing the team we would Lost by now

:Joe:way too scratch your own balls twat

:Dante people say I'm breathtaking and they're not wrong

:dan Way to scratch your own balls

by Wilyboi February 13, 2017

Caught in its own self

When something is stuck in itself, tangled or glued.

My ginger chew is caught in its own self

by Liv McLaren November 17, 2017