noodle knocker

A subject person who shoots another person in the head at close range knocking off his brain noodles.
That blood is one heck of a noodle knocker he went straight up to him and blasted his brains out.
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heimen noodle

i swear that chick has a serious case of heimen noodle.
by Big Fat J February 01, 2003
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noodle dick

a soft penis, not hardly erect. Useful in describing the performance of many if not most male porn performers.
Once more, the ironically named Dave Hardman tried ineffectually to jam his noodle dick into the unattractive actress's asshole with his hand.
by sammyjack9863 May 20, 2006
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Chinese Noodle

noun
a type of noodle which has the characteristic of both originating from, and being exclusive to, the chinese ethnicity. This noodle possesses many characteristics distinct from noodles of other ethnicities. The most notable distinction and odd feature of this noodle is that it is the only noodle in the world that doesnt exceed 2 inches in length, making it the tiniest noodle in the world. This is a characteristic that made many believe that it was a joke to even expose these noodles to anyone, causing these noodles to be ridiculed by the masses.

Individuals from other ethnic backgrounds refuse to sample these noodles due to the unsatisfying size. Woman, in particular, reject men with these noodles constantly due to its lack of any real worth.

Its characteristics are identical to a chinese penis. However, the chinese penis is smaller.
If you want a satisfying noodle, don't choose to consume a chinese noodle.
by dmasterlatter1 August 16, 2012
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Noodle rocked

Getting shot in the head and having your brain splatter.
Dayum son! Ol' boy just got his noodle rocked yo!
by Dirk Enblew November 17, 2006
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Dirty Noodle

A slang term for a slutty gay man.
by School Vivorum October 31, 2016
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noodle ratio

This is the ratio of how many times you can sex a girl before your penis becomes like a wet noodle.

If you can sex a girl like 3 times within 3 hours and then your penis becomes a wet noodle, your noodle ratio is 3:1.
Oh man, my noodle ratio has gone up since last year, now I got a 10:1 noodle ratio!
by rayjay April 04, 2006
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