wop mop

a large penile gland that you slap your ole lady with. preferably in the face. :)

my heather bae dont like it too much when i smack her with my wop mop. i just dont understand...

by bentennisin. September 04, 2015

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mop and a bucket

Wap, I hope you brout a mop and bucket for this wet ass Pussy!!

Damn that's some wet ass PUSSY, you bring a mop and a bucket.

by Horsedrippings December 05, 2020

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mop sock

A mop sock is a sock or cloth that men ejaculate into while masturbating, it is usualy unwashed and not cleaned for long periods of time, and can become infested with molds and somtimes fungi.

"You're mother is a mop sock"

by Firestar_9 March 18, 2020

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Mop Blocked

similar to "cock blocked" except the person doing the blocking is female and resembles a Mop i.e. really thin, wooden personality, mop-like hair, wouldn't know fun if it hit her in her moppy face, you could pick her up turn her upside down and wash the floor with her head

Berry: come out to me in the boonies Wugs
Wugs: not going near you if the Mop is there
Berry: stupid ass Mop, always around me... wish she'd stop Mop Blockin' me
Wugs: I would so L-bomb you if she wasn't there, I do it to everyone
Berry: maybe its lucky I got Mop Blocked

by BerryWugs February 22, 2011

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