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Monke

MONKE
by yeetamus my bleetamus June 5, 2021
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Monke

Dude: broo ha we humans are sooo cooool we like have brains duuude

Monke: bro Monke can do flip
by JETMASS February 6, 2021
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Salty Monk

Rhyming slang for spunk (gentlemans relish) and also a drinking establishment in South West England.
Mark - 'OOhhh AAhhh that feels so good, I am so close right now, where do you want me to come?'

Emma - 'Come on big boy, just Salty Monk on my face'
by AliUK September 16, 2010
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Monk

An individual who is unbelievably good at what he does, his specialty. A person so centered on this special skill his/her lifelong pursuit that it has cost him in social skills. She/he is a bit of an oddball, nonfunctional in many other areas of their Life.
Like the TV series "Monk" would be a good fictional caricature. A more real caricature would be Stephen Hawking among the world of physicists or Carl Sagan on the cosmos. These roots have obvious beginnings in the spiritual or religious monks of the monastery only applied to modern day times.
by Cave Elf April 2, 2016
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Double Monking

When you use each hand to feed a calico cat, cat treats
“Dude! Did you see Lola Double Monking at the pet shelter?”
by Lilac Petal July 22, 2022
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Monke

The now dead meme known as "Return To Monke" Which I think originates from the video where a person evolves from a monkey to a human and says "Go back I want to be monkey!" Is where simply a person acts like they are a monkey
Son: "Dad look at this cool meme I found!"
Dad: "Oh let me see."
Dad: "Why the fuck is a monkey dancing while someone is saying stinky poo in the background"
Son: "It's suppose to be funny dad!"
Dad: "I'm putting you up for adoption"
by IREALLYREALLYREALLYDONTKNOW April 22, 2022
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Skinne Monke

"I love skinne monke
by fasdffdhhdrh January 29, 2021
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