Monke

A terrible, overused joke that made me hate and disgust monkeys.

(Friend:) Hey! Have you heard of monke?
(Me:) You aren't my friend anymore.

by Ares, Weeb God February 23, 2021

A monke never gives up on a good banana

When a primate knows that the primate they most desire is a good one, they fight for it, and ensure both primates have the chance at happiness and sharing the banana.

A very silly monke messed up badly and lost his favourite banana, but he couldn't give up...he made himself better and eventually was reunited with his prize banana and made sure he never did anything so silly again...a monke never gives up on a good banana

by A very silly monke July 29, 2021

Monk-cicle

to suck on the soiled tampons of a ghetto brothel.

The homeless man lived for 2 weeks off of monk-cicles and cockroaches.

by MONK!! December 17, 2003

gattist monk

A negative, but light hearted phrase used toward others and friends. Usefull if they have screwed up, are being silly or making you cringe

"hey man, look at me act like a walrus"

"you gattist monk"

by Lozg1234 March 22, 2012

Monke

Monke is life
Monke is peace
Monke is justice
Monke is the way

"Monke is the way" - person 1

"Monke is the way" - person 2

by Zaapp69 March 1, 2021

Monke Disease

Symptoms: monke

Man1: Monke sounds
Man2: What?
Man3: Don't speak to him, he has monke disease.
Man2: Oh ok

by aminofficial February 13, 2021

monke

The best/rarest type of monkey you can find

John: dude whats that
Derek: monke
John: holy fuck

by HennerPenner April 9, 2021