monke

giga monke (monke)

i am monke. i want be ancient monke. i wish i ancient monke. i love monke.

by MONKE >:-) October 16, 2023

emil monk

A guy that loves snake tattos and plays a badass, they often end up in jail.

Emil Monk sucks his cellmates every night

by Fætter BR. July 25, 2016

monk-like existence

The life of a bachelor, possibly a "confirmed bachelor." Living a life with no intent of marriage or family.

"I shall continue the monk-like existence that has characterised my life hitherto."

by bertiewoosterlubsjeeves May 3, 2016

Monke

Monke is life
Monke is peace
Monke is justice
Monke is the way

"Monke is the way" - person 1

"Monke is the way" - person 2

by Zaapp69 March 1, 2021

monke

The best/rarest type of monkey you can find

John: dude whats that
Derek: monke
John: holy fuck

by HennerPenner April 9, 2021

gattist monk

A negative, but light hearted phrase used toward others and friends. Usefull if they have screwed up, are being silly or making you cringe

"hey man, look at me act like a walrus"

"you gattist monk"

by Lozg1234 March 22, 2012

Monke

A terrible, overused joke that made me hate and disgust monkeys.

(Friend:) Hey! Have you heard of monke?
(Me:) You aren't my friend anymore.

by Ares, Weeb God February 23, 2021