Weiner Monday

Weiner Monday (noun) – Holiday

Pronunciation: /ˈwi .nɚ ˈmʌn.deɪ/

Definition: A revered holiday celebrated with the sacred consumption of hot dogs and White Claw Surge. Observed weekly (or whenever the vibes demand), Weiner Monday is a time of joy, indulgence, and community, honoring the noble combination of processed meats and high-ABV seltzers.

Traditions & Customs:

Grilling, boiling, or microwaving hot dogs (all methods accepted, no judgment).

Cracking open a White Claw Surge with reckless enthusiasm.

Debates over the best toppings (ketchup vs. mustard wars are common).

General merriment, bad decisions, and a possible need for recovery on Tuesday.

"I can't work late tonight—it's Weiner Monday, and the squad is already firing up the grill!"

"Last Weiner Monday got a little out of hand… I woke up covered in mustard with a half-eaten hot dog in my pocket."

"On the seventh day, we rest. But on Monday, we feast—happy Weiner Monday!"

by Kwaikkn March 28, 2025

Mondayed

A "Mondayed" day: Experiencing a day where nothing seems to go as planned and feeling like your plans have been completely derailed.

Yesterday was completely Mondayed. I woke up late, spilled coffee on my shirt, and missed an important meeting because my car broke down. It felt like everything that could go wrong did, and my entire day was thrown off track.

by PreventiveMentalHealth May 19, 2024

Meatball Monday

somebody who rushes to the nearest source of food and takes the best seat available

person 1: where should we go?
person 2: let's get food before meatball monday

by KlagtrinFoghorn September 19, 2023

Monday's Dusk

On the dusk of Mondays, partners will engage in such a sexual activity in which the female partner lies down. The other partner places themself in a position where their penis goes into the woman's mouth, and the male's tongue goes into the woman's vagina.

I can't wait for my first Monday's Dusk! Only two more days!

by Florence Grey April 17, 2011

Bombs on monday morning

An unreleased song by Melanie Martinez. It was leaked January 16th 2016.
The song is about the bombing of hiroshima.

"Have you listened to Bombs on monday morning?"
"Yeah, it's so sad I almost cried."
"Same"

by Ember Pember July 3, 2020

Bombay Monday

Taking a sick day off work after a Sunday drinking sesh.

Too hungover to attend work on a Monday.

“Out on the lash tonight so gonna have to take a Bombay Monday tomorrow”

by Da Bombay March 7, 2023

Monday

The day Gandalf get's to lick her gram cracker. Her favorite activity.

"Today is Monday. which means Gandalf gets to lick a gram cracker"

by Moxxiemoo August 22, 2022