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mashed potato baddie

A girl whose sole occupation consists of expertly mashing spuds day in and day out, turning the humble tuber into a work of culinary art!
Chef 1: "Who's on the mashed potato baddie duty tonight?"
Chef 2: "I did it yesterday, so it's your turn today!"
Chef 1: "Fair enough, I'll be the mashed potato baddie today and whip up a batch that'll have everyone begging for seconds."
by BeanieBenny February 16, 2024
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mashed potato

Slur. A derogatory term used to describe a homosexual who receives anal fornication frequently and subsequently their anus is mashed out like potatoes.
“that pofta fucks every man… he’s definitely a mashed potato
by negr0thehero May 7, 2023
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grove mash

The mashing of - or planned mashing of ones grove
Dude I will grove mash you
by Jesus Cee June 6, 2007
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Lock that mash

A term used by british grime artists such as Laytz, Lock that mash is a term used to describe the machine gun being on lock. alternatively, it can mean when someone throws away their unwanted mash potatoes
She said that she wants a bad man so bad man gonna lock that mash
by Agominotabouisausuablous January 15, 2022
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Goat Mash

A common situation, experience or every day activity that inexplicably becomes disorganized, confused or grossly fucked up.
by pureownage54 December 21, 2008
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Mashing the potatoes

When during a blowjob the female/male giving the blowjob grabs a hold around the ball sac and crushes the balls.

Often done by people with "cbt" fetishes (check wiki) and also dominatrices.
"You cant believe how great it felt when Linda and I tried something new, she really likes Mashing the potatoes. It really spiced up our marriage and felt great."
by FilledZac November 22, 2019
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Dani mash

Coolest person ever. Most bestest dancer and knows how to hip pop😀. Everyone wants to be her and be as talented to be able to break ur shower door...
I wish I was as cool as Dani mash
by Kingsley gribble November 11, 2020
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