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mars

A perfect genderless being, and also the hottest thing you'll ever see.

To be honest, it's probably a demon come to steal your heart and soul, but it takes damn good care of it so that may not be as bad as you might think.
Holy shit is that mars?? No matter how many times it shows up, it always manages to look hot as hell in a completely different way from the previous day. Damn, I envy it.
by theColdSeason January 16, 2024
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Burn Mar-a-Lago

Burn Mar-a-Lago is a very upset Apefrican American (nigger) and an enslaved pavement ape of the left.

Trapped his its own bubble of hatred, this poor excuse of intelligent life seems to blame all its problems on a president thats been out of power for 4 year- a trend that will likely continue for years- not to mention every problem it has will also be the result of white people existing too .

The moon cricket Burn Mar-a-Lago will never take personal responsibility for anything it does it will always be someone elses fault or because "eeryone be all rayssst n sheeeeet" when it doesn't get its way.

Burn Mar-a-Lago is the kind of coon you truly want to avoid. Its the kind of outdated farming equipment that will randomly explode into a violent rage, making it unreliable beast to be left in vmcivilised society. It is better off being shipped off back to the jungles of apefrica when its wild chimp outs will harm no human, only fellow subhuman beasts that will dish out, what we civilised people see as cruel and unusual- but seeing as they are a different species other than human, we can allow and watch. Pubishments such as the whole town burning them in a pit while wracking them with big sticks or outright putting them on a spit and BBQing them and eating them like the cannibal animals they are
Normal person 1 " have you heard of that thing on urban dictionary Burn Mar-a-Lago?"

Normal person 2 " yeah, isn't that just a dumb nigger?"

Normal person 1 " yeah, pretty much.at least you know"
by Kaboom! Understand? February 4, 2024
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mar

the most awesome, coolest, GOAT , the fucking FORTNITE, MINECRAFT, ROBLOX GOD!!!!
The coolest girl in the world and the hottest fattest juiciest ass and tittes and best face. Mar supa funny and the head game fucking fire.
THE FUCKING GOAT FUCK YOU ALLL!!!!!!!
Damn I wanna stick my long schlong up mars phat booty
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mar

the fortnite, roblox, minecraft god
THE FUCKING GOAT!!!!!!!!
why am is mar the coolest girl in the world what the fuck right now
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Mars Area High School

A true treasure trove of nicotine addicts and underpaid teachers who don’t really teach to well(who can blame them). In this place you’ll find

-The alcoholic lacrosse team, who will let you know they won WPIAL more times than you can count
-The artsy/liberal students, who like to claim that a new injustice or harassment has happened to them this week, meanwhile nobody cares and everyone leaves you alone
-The nice but HUGELY bitchy girls lacrosse team, make sure you don’t mention that you can’t check to them or you’re sexist
-The pretty white but pretty good basketball team

-180 dollar parking spots just to have dogs searching through your car because they smelled something
-Bag checks that take about 15 years, then getting bitched at for being late to homeroom
-Horribly allocated funding to every sport besides football
But overall, not a HORRIBLE place to be.
Bro 1 “yo did you hear about the bomb threat at Mars Area High School last week”
Bro 2 “Lucky, they get the day off again”
by KopasSexTape May 3, 2023
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Marks penis from Mars

A huge mountainformation on Mars that is called "Marks Penis From Mars". The Name comes from the person who saw this awesome mountainformation first...

Its a Definition for a special and huge type of men's joystick
Wie look at that Body...did you see that awesome Marks Penis From Mars?
by Wastlwastl July 27, 2017
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Mars

The cutest young girl you will ever come to meet. She is absolutely adorable and she will make you want to squish her, which you shouldn't do because only a few selected people are allowed to do so. This cutie is nice, sweet, talented, creative, absolutely perfect, and she deserves the world.
Person A: Did you see Mars? She's so cute.
Person B: Yes, Mars is absolutely adorable!
by scarlovesmars March 16, 2019
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