Leaf-blower Mafia

those annoying fucksticks who use gas-powered blowers that pollute the planet and annoy TF outta everyone with noise disruption

Clyde was reading in his sunroom on a quiet Saturday when all of a sudden he heard the thunderous din of leaf-blower mafia blowing debris from his neighbors yard. the blow-and-go crew started at 7 a.m. and really got under Clyde's skin. "fucking hell, when are we gonna invent a quiet, electric version of the leaf blowers? these goddamned machines are annoying and terrible for the planet." Clyde put his earbuds in and kept reading.

by Uncle Joosie August 10, 2023

that's how mafia works

That's How Mafia Works is an expression parodying Instagram advertisements for the mobile game Mafia City in which a cartoon businessman points to an image with the caption "That's how mafia works". The meme was created and popularised by YouTuber Slazo in the video "Hilariously Bad Instagram Ads" and spread by Slazo's fanbase through the r/slazo subreddit. It's commonly used as meme captions , in a similar way to other meme captions such as This Is So Sad, and is often used to emphasize when something is considered tough or edgy. The caption is also commonly featured in deep fried memes, shitposts, as a macro image and as captions to Florida Man memes. The meme is also often used in conjunction with Mafia City memes.

Person 1:Hey so I was waiting for my food, and then an alpha male came up and said "Give me burger" and they gave him the food before than mine.
Person 2: That's how mafia works

by ForceSmash January 5, 2019

Alphabet Soup Mafia

A name for people of the LGBTQ community that try to aggressively push their beliefs on others who don’t feel the same way.

John: bro everybody’s calling me a homophobe ever since I said I don’t go to pride festivals!

Jimmy: Bro alphabet soup mafia man

by the middleman September 9, 2023

Deuce Deuce Mafia

A group of friends, usually guys, who always announce when they need to shit.

(Chuck)Yo, Jesse, where you goin'?

(Jesse) Deuce Deuce Mafia, DAWG!!

by Bobbblett July 17, 2006

three 6 mafia

you people are dumb as hell,three six mafia is satanic and they didnt get there name cuz there once was six and now there's three.....before they started going by the name three six mafia they went by tripple 6 mafia....
and if you dont beleave me about three 6 mafia being satanic then go and listen to crazy town and it pretty much explains everything.

three 6 mafia,tripple 6 mafia,666 mafia,36 mafia,triple 6 killas

by killa k middle a from the h January 21, 2007

Italian Mafia Chick

a short Italian girl who plans on taking over The Berg! she goes by the name of "Kaitlin" but shes better known as the ITALIAN MAFIA CHICK! she stays up late on the phone and plans her invasion!

Italian Mafia Chick "no i dont want any pizza! dont make me call the union!! im part of the italian mafia!!! BANG BANG!!!!!!" pizza guy "but ahhh...." -IMC shoves the pizza in the pizza guys ear- "hey fat ass eat some fat ass free salad!"

by italian_Jenkins123 February 6, 2009

Transit Bus Mafia

The Transit Bus Mafia(also known as Transit Bus Mafia, Inc.)is a groupe of people that specialize in the study of public transit. The Bus Mafia has it's turf all over the NYC area. You will find many TBMI members riding buses, trains, subways, and sometimes taxis. The Bus Mafia does not wear a specific color.

Fake ass crip #1: Yo cuz, lets start some shit!

Fake ass crip #2: Yea cuz, lets rob those guys chillin over there on that all black bus...

Fake ass crip #1: Gimme yo money cuz!

The Don of All Buses: Is he serious?!! let's show these fags that we don't play... KILL THOSE FAGGOT ASS BITCHES!!!

Transit Bus Mobster: *BANG!* They are dead...
The Don of All Buses: Nobody fucks with the Transit Bus Mafia,... NOBODY!!!

by The Don of All Buses October 18, 2008