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muddy nest

Dude where you shit on a moe and smear it in with your ass
faggets get this alot, you wash it out by pissing on the shit and wiping it with your ass
by MINGER May 13, 2005
mugGet the muddy nestmug.

Muddy Camel

When you're done having anal intercourse with a female, and begin vaginal intercourse with feces still on your penis. Plus the froth from the wet vagina, all creating a Muddy Camel.
After I fucked Sharon in the ass, I flipped her over and gave her a Muddy Camel.
by Risky Gecko November 9, 2017
mugGet the Muddy Camelmug.

Muddy Trunk

When a man sticks his pecker in the ass end of his woman.
by Tommi Star July 17, 2015
mugGet the Muddy Trunkmug.

muddy starfish

Did you do anal with Alexa?

Yeah she's got a muddy starfish and I had poop on my cock
by NOTashitrider April 9, 2023
mugGet the muddy starfishmug.

muddy snail trail

That awkward moment when you leave a skibidi phantom toilet skid mark combined with that gushy goon snail trail. Upon mixing these two secretions you precipitate a heterogeneous mixture upon your ex boyfriends bed. Doesn't have to be ex boyfriend though btw just if you did do this he would dump you.
YO Emily has the craziest way that she left the muddiest of muddy snail trail on my newly iron pressed linen sheets.
by Skibidiphanom December 9, 2023
mugGet the muddy snail trailmug.

muddy flag

The Muddy Flag is simply the bedsheet on which nasty pleasures are partaken. These include a Cleveland Steamer, Hot Carl and Alabama Hot Pocket.. or any case in which fecal matter is involved. The fecal matter if not collected or disposed of correctly is transferred to the sheet and one may hang the sheet as a sign of victory and accomplishment and therefore known as the Muddy Flag.
Pete: Oh man, didn't you take Shannon home last night? I heard she loves the ass stuff.
Ben: Yea bro, i shit all over her chest and the rolled her over and put it in her ass. Then I hung the Muddy Flag from the balcony.
Pete: *vomits*
by cumBag January 25, 2016
mugGet the muddy flagmug.

muddy gems

That old man had quite a filthy set of muddy gems. She said he needs to clean his balls before they play.
by 100010001 June 1, 2016
mugGet the muddy gemsmug.

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