I'm in a meeting

phrase A polite or secretive way to inform someone that you are (or about to be) sitting on the toilet, pooping.
"I can't talk right now. I'm in a meeting."

Person 1 knocks on bathroom door.
Person 2: I'm in a meeting right now. I might be a while.
by Lorenzo Zamboni October 25, 2022
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Car Meet

An event where multiple cars park and tell about their vehicles.
Yo! Wanna go to the Car Meet at McDonald's?
by dswqsa895 March 10, 2024
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Car meet

An event where cats meet up

3 or more
by To heart March 04, 2023
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Tryna meet god

Slang for taking a heroic dose of psychedelics—usually magic mushrooms—with the goal of having a life-altering, mind-expanding experience. Often involves confronting your ego, laughing a lot, seeing the universe unravel, and coming back as a person who now drinks tea and talks about “energy” unironically.
“Bro you tryna meet god

“Bro I got us an ounce of shrooms… you tryna meet god”
“Yeah he came back wearing a poncho and talking about forgiveness. Guess he meet god”
by glockaholic April 22, 2025
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When cold meets warm

When a cold force meets a warm, often weak, force. Often resulting in one-sided violence against the warm.
Did you see that hoodlum attack the grandma? When cold meets warm man.
by iimcrimson May 06, 2025
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Post Meeting Positivity

A feeling of great optimism that comes directly after a important meeting that often never eventuates into anything truely worthwhile.
Guy: Did you see Melissa this morning? She wouldn't shutup about that new project she's working on.

Guy2: Yeah, she's suffering from Post Meeting Positivity.
by phantom pooper 2011 April 06, 2011
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brain meeting

when guys go into a room and have a deep talk with their balls out. no dicks though or that would be gay
she broke my heart, brain meeting in my room in 10
by djroastbeef February 14, 2021
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