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london spitfire

london spitfire are the best owl team’
by cal.b October 21, 2018
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London Worcester

His smile is insanely breathtaking. Huge ding ding.
by Handz01 October 31, 2022
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Oli London

Oli London is a mad human that calls himself Korean when he’s not, is Ugly, talentless, auto tune king and he doesn’t look a bit like Jimin, he’s crazy. He even married a cardboard Jimin which is not cool.

He is now behind Rosé, #Saverosiefromoilylotion

He auditioned for HYBE to join BTS, failed miserably

And now he auditioned to become the 5th member of blackpink, failed miserably once again

Go check out his butter and how you like that cover, it was HORRIBLE, the audacity he had to make a cover on them. He uses so much auto tune and his voice sounds like a dying cockroach.

Oli london x Jay why pee oppar collab would be a masterpiece

Don’t Stan oily lotion, not worth it
Hey you know oli London just made a cover on how you like that? It was terrible!

Well at least he never disappoints when it comes to disappointing
by Dirty-minded kpop Stan 🌚 August 21, 2022
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London bridge

The act of two men joining their sexual organs at the glans of their penis, then covering their penises with baby oil.

Harry Clarke then proceeds to stroke the penises in unison until the men indicate the need to ejaculate.

Just before the moment of ejaculation both men separate causing their penises raise like the London bridge, while violently ejaculating over each other.
Dad: Do you want to London bridge tonight ?
Daughter: Dad I don’t have a cock
Dad: Oh yeah, fancy a bum instead?
by Lols6666 April 24, 2024
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London Marie

London capital of England, Marie the universal middle name for a woman. London Marie is a strong woman, but is very sensitive.

If you ever upset London Marie she will forgive you almost every time, but if it’s her family she will never forgive her and you will end up on her bad side.

She is friendly and often shy. Once you get to know her good luck she’s will reveal her crazy side.
London Marie is a crazy adorable person
Be careful went teasing London Marie, you don’t want to get on her bad side.
London isn’t from “London”
by London Marie November 22, 2021
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London

A town in Texas 20 miles north of Junction.
You thought London was in England? Darn retard, it's in Texas.
by Dixey Normus February 25, 2020
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London

London is a great friend, a beautiful girl and smart girl, she can be shy but shes really funny and clumsy once you get to know her, shes a great gf and great friend she picks the right audience to be around, and has a very good fashion sense.
: Hey i met this girl today and shes perfect!
: Is her name london?

: How did you know
by Daa~~~_n July 9, 2021
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