Ghost Loaf

1. A bowel movement that, due to its hardness and shape, slips down the toilet drain without leaving any visible trace, often causing confusion about whether the act of defecation actually occurred.

"I thought I pooped, but it must have been a ghost loaf because there was no sign of it."

by Wordsmith McGee Poopy Pants August 31, 2024

Loaf

noun

plural - loaves
A loaded story of great value and(or) a shocking situation that a person describes. An explanation of events that will surely "fill you up"

"Oh boy, do I have a loaf for you! Wait until you hear about this."

by Ahhhh04 September 16, 2021

Step Loaf

A Step Loaf is your dads hot new piece.

The kind you’d hope gets stuck in the washing machine and needs some help.

You seen his new step loaf…. Whoooooo shit she’s hot

by RicMaroo September 14, 2022

get that loaf

new word for “bread”. To get that loaf refers to getting money. Cannot be plurral.

get that loaf can be defined as:
“imma get this loaf this weekend”
“no one cares craig”

by youresupercoolseif October 31, 2018

Loaf

Shit

I’m going to take a loaf.

by Mattypaps July 2, 2020

Loaf

Laugh Out A Fart

haha you totally made me loaf!

by im a real roese December 28, 2016

Noel salad loaf

A 1950s to 1960s "food" that is mainly cranberry sauce, pineapple juice, avocado, and celery and formed into what us described as a "cranberry loaf", but it sure does sound like you'd look up here, huh?

" dear! Fetch the children! I made a noel salad loaf for dinner that I saw in the paper!"

by MENAUSTISIM December 28, 2024