Loafs

Loafs are a yummy snackk chocolate ie the best.

“Whats that?” “Loafs!”

by Loafsss February 24, 2021

loaf

1. A complete piece of bread, not a slice.
2. When a dog looks like a loaf of bread.

1. He baked a loaf of bread yesterday.
2. “My dog looks like a loaf of bread!”
“Aww, she’s being a loaf. So cute!”

by aspen411 March 23, 2023

Loafed

Loafed is when a cat does a “loaf” or sits in the shape of a loaf. When you are “loafed” a cat has sat in a loaf shape on you.

“Dude this cat just loafed on me”

“He just loafed you??!”

by Kitty.io September 19, 2022

pop loaf

A short, unattractive guy with a really hot sister.

Brody is such a pop loaf omg.

by lizardboy55 June 9, 2021

Yes-loaf

Cake, especially delicious cake.

I hate weddings but all that free yes-loaf takes the edge off things.

by sacredgeometry May 22, 2020

Loafed up

To wear the most land-slapper dirt-parter 3000 church-goers pair of loafers

Man was loafed up wearing John 3:16’s Dr Facilier praise the lords 5S

by Worn Forrest September 7, 2021

Taint Loaf

(1) A term used for a menstruating vagina that sports roast beef curtains

(2) A person who says stupid shit at stupid times

(3) The nasty ring around a bathtub after it drains following a long body soak.

(1) Dude did you go down on that chick who took a shitpiss behind wah wahs yesterday?

Nah brah, rounded third base and came face to face with her taint loaf.

(2) We should give free money to people who don't work...

Shut the fuck up taint loaf

(3)Who wants to sample grandpa's taint loaf?

by B Tsunami June 30, 2019