Land Viking

A homeless person. Usually drunk. Goes to punk shows, doesn't pay, steals smokes and beer. Squeegees cars at intersections when they can't steal or mooch.
Get your dirty ass squeegee off my windshield you disgusting Land Viking.
by Jujunum August 27, 2018
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prolific lands

Pussy, but for literature.
She kept calling him to her cabin, again and again, asking for him to further explore her prolific lands and to give her that fantastic feeling of pleasure.
by Maryus76 April 11, 2021
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Land Shark

One who viciously pursues female prey without fail at any cost.
Fred is the biggest Land Shark I've ever known, look at that tramp he's leaving with!
by Akilldema July 12, 2006
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land mine

The ugly thin girl always found with a group of hotties. If the land mine doesn't get any action, then neither does anyone else.
Dude, can you get rid of the land mine, I just want to hook up with my girl.
by TheRealSlimAnus July 31, 2010
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land slide

when your poo slides down the back of you toilet bowl, leaving a sticky shit smear that wont budge even with several flushes.

also known as bowl art or scat redecoration
mark theres a fucking great land slide in the toilet winking at me, when i smelt it i nearley bulked up my dinner. go and scrub it, you dirty minging bastard
by twisted mo fo May 09, 2010
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No-man's-land

When a guy is at a party and is surrounded/trapped in with a group of women of whom he has no attraction to, nor finds their conversations interesting or relevant to him in any way.
Guy 1: Dude, lets head for a smoke on the deck, I'm stuck in no-man's-land here.

Guy 2:Yeah, I fell sorry for you man. BBW and psycho ex girlfriends never make for good company.
by IBJ August 18, 2012
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Land of the Free

Hey dude let's go to the Land of the Free, totally not Canada.
by Sloth43600 September 27, 2020
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