jonathan paradis

a man with a massive booty.

Golly that man is defined a jonathan paradis

by david wallace October 18, 2023

Jonathan

A person who is perpetually working, overly employed ("empluzz"), and has no social life.

Don't be such a Jonathan—take a break and enjoy life!

by JonathanRizz April 23, 2025

Jonathan

A lil pussy who talks big behind your back but when confronted, turns to a complete wimp. No accomplishments, can’t talk to girls at all. A total 60 year old virgin and a football team reject

Jonathan is such a wimp. He talks bad behind my back and says nothin when confronted. What a puss puss.

by Dr. Penguin 101234 March 3, 2019

Jonathan Hitlerson

A tall ass jewish nigger who licks his two mothers penises. tends to pick up pennies off the ground and had his whole family gassed to death though he was too ugly for the guards to look at.

- Fuck you nigga
- Fuck you too you Jonathan Hitlerson!

by Blobigga January 25, 2019

Jonathan Ji

Jonathan Ji, is a very good friend who always tries to keep on top. He is very good at gaming and is quite smart. He surrounds himself with plenty of friends. Like Jared, Sam, Yuwen and Ryan. His grades are usually above average. He is a keeper. He will always your gf. He his pretty good at typing as well. Jonathan is also cracked at gaming.

Oh his name is Jonathan Ji? He must be cool!
Who is that cool person? Its Jonathan Ji?

by Adrien Fowl May 18, 2021

Jonathan Samuel Kent

Son of Superman also known as clark kent. He is superboy. He is super kind and sweet but actually harbours dangerous potential. Since he is half human he cant control his power. Ussually partners with Damian wayne (robin).

Jonathan Samuel Kent is superboy.

by Humandudelol August 9, 2018

Jonathan Taylor

Jonathan Taylor (born January 19, 1999) is an American football running back for the Indianapolis Colts, currently the 2021/2022 NFL MVP and OROY.

1: Did Jonathan Taylor win the MVP?
2: Yes he did!

by TheFridge123 December 27, 2021