Johnny Rocket 

Snorting a line of cocaine off of a dudes dick. Also known as a J-Rock.

I was fiending for coke so bad that I was willing to do a Johnny Rocket off of my dealers dick.

Johnny Rocket by BigDWill January 13, 2013

johnny depp 

The sexiest man to have ever walked this earth. He makes my heartthrob whenever i see him......especially when he is jack sparrow....mmmmmmm.....
He is the most orgasmic man alive and if i had the chance i would fuck and suck him anyday!

Johnny Depp is the one and only sex bomb. He will be forever mine.......

johnny depp by Laurah July 22, 2006

Johnny's Angels

Obsessive, psychotic fans of figure skating famewhore Johnny Weir. Known for pretty much sacrificing all things normal in life to follow Johnny's skating career, including their jobs, relationships and even personal hygiene. Some travel to wherever he is scheduled to appear. They also come in all nationalities. Given the chance, they most threads on Internet skating forums regardless if the topic is about Johnny or not - they will make it about Johnny. No criticism of him is tolerated, constructive or otherwise. Even if Johnny is in the wrong, and he has been more often than not, they will find a way to justify it. If you want to piss one off, tell them that it was good that Johnny didn't medal in the two Winter Games he competed in. It is like kicking a hive of African bees. Usually congregated around someone's computer, trolling on a skating forum, or at a local TGIFriday's, ordering double everything. Do not sit near them if you want to enjoy your meal. If you want to catch one and examine it, use Entenmann's cheesecake and a large bear trap.

Todd: I hate Johnny Weir and am SO GLAD he didn't win an Olympic medal.
Heather: YOU MISERABLE SONFABITCH! HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT JOHNNY THAT WAY!!! (Heather grabs Todd by the head, slamming it into the wall several times until he falls into a heap on the floor.
Todd (dying, blood oozing from his ears and head): Wow, you must be one of Johnny's Angels!
Heather: Damn straight, motherfucker! (Kicks Todd in his wounded head before he dies).

Johnny's Angels by Whatchu Talkin' 'bout Willis? March 20, 2011

Johnny Crackseed 

Similar to Johnny Appleseed, he's like a crack fairy who comes and plants the seeds of crack epidemics in urban areas. Usually the first guy to infest an area with crack.

Guy 1 - What it do, we gotta go and get some fancy crack rocks...
Guy 2 - Bumbaclaat Skyline! Get dem rocks from Johnny Crackseed.
Guy 1 - Wanna fire that crack up?
Guy 2 - no, I don't smoke.
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Cracker 1 - Look at this neighborhood, it's fucked beyond belief. I mean, shit doggy dongles, I used to play hop-scotch right there in that park and now it's full of crackheads and cheap, hay-penny whores!!!
Cracker 2 - Well yeah, hell fuck, you can blame Johnny Crackseed....
Cracker 1 - Who the fuck is that?
Cracker 2 - That guy {{points to big badass Pablo Escobar looking guy leaning up against his 83' Lac.}}
Cracker 1 - Who got that??!?

Johnny Crackseed by Epills Dictator August 24, 2006

Johnny K

The act of absolutely thrashing a toilet.

Rob: Hey Pete, I just Johnny K'd the toilet!

Pete: That's fucked Rob, lay off the red meat!

Johnny K by APPA69 December 27, 2011

johnny girl 

A female who confuses your name with someone else’s, possibly she might’ve slept with before you.

I had sex with her last night and as she was at the point of orgasming she yelled out “Oh Johnny!” When she knows my name is Ray. I think she might be a Johnny Girl

johnny girl by Marthello November 27, 2017

Johnny Depp 

Johnny Depp is the epitome of cool, sexy, humble, talent and raw sex appeal. He is a GOD, an amazing beauty a tremendous talent. There is nothing about this man that is wrong. His hair, his cheekbones, his eyes, his smile, that glorious spot where his collarbones meet, his neck, his arms his back.......Johnny is the perfect man

There are no examples that match Johnny Depp

Johnny Depp by Depps_Lover March 11, 2007