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Funky Gym Junkie

During intercourse with a lady and/or man who regularly works out, insert your penis and/or dildo into a tub of protein and then, re insert it into the anus or vagina.
I gave her a funky gym junkie on Friday night.
by Brokeback Mountaineer January 6, 2023
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Narcissistic Junkie Scum

“The narcissistic junkie scum on the lefts name is Kylie Pomeroy
by Josby the ape June 26, 2022
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screen door junkie

A screen door junkie is a Herion addict who sits in the front of the screen door on the inside and sells crack to children under the age of 10.
P. Diddy is probably an undercover screen door junkie.
by Kool-Aid08 June 5, 2008
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garden junkie

A druggie that sticks to the stuff that grows in the dirt. Eg: marijuana, shrooms, and poppy seeds.
Guy1: "hey, wanna pop some zans?"
Guy2:"nah, I'm a garden junkie. All natural."
by Jdoggy01 March 3, 2019
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junky salad

Its when a girl or a guy is gettin their salad tossed and their junk played with at the same time....
Man ive had my salad tossed before but last night suzie gave me a junky salad and it was awesome!!!
by wwwsable July 6, 2011
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Junkie Whore

1.) A person, usually female, who indiscriminately participates in any type of sexual perversion, anytime, anywhere, with anyone, providing there is a vague possibility of gaining access to an intoxicating, or psychoactive substance.

2.) A person, usually female, who indiscriminately participates in any type of sexual perversion, anytime, anywhere, with anyone, while under the influence of an intoxicating, or psychoactive substance.

They are impulsive and self-serving sociopaths, liars, and thieves, who generally are not smart enough to successfully manipulate anyone using charm or wit, so they mortgage the orifices of their bodies in an attempt to divert the payment of debt using traditional means.

Regardless of their selfish nature, they are often too drunk, high, clumsy, stupid, lazy, and weak to be capable of harming anyone in any substantial or meaningful way, but they still can’t be trusted to be left alone around drugs, valuables, or teenage boys.
I hope Jason is not still seeing that junkie whore from the Metallica concert.
by Líákuieka Jävértt December 16, 2021
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Terrorism Junkie

A person, group of people, or organization that thrives and thirsts to terrorize other people seeking a specific outcome out of the reaction that they get from terrorizing someone or a group of people resulting in a euphoric high that is incomparable to any other high on the planet.
That Terrorism Junkie finally got his arse handed to him in court.
Be careful with that crowd son, they'll turn you into a terrorism junkie.
by Ghost ties May 11, 2023
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