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Juan

A jackass who likes using the word trash alot even though he is the very definition of the word.
J:Hey are you friends with Juan? F: No hes a jackass. J: yeah fuck him
by Johsndi December 25, 2018
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San Juan Tug of war

San Juan Tug of war. When two dominant Puerto Rican males attach their prince Albert piercings together and begin tugging in a battle to prove ultimate male dominance .
Carlos and Jose are competing in the san juan tug of war for the affection of a new Señorita in the workplace, they winner will win the love of their new interest
by Produce bob October 18, 2025
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Juan

One of the best people you’ll meet. Don’t underestimate them. They’ll hold a grudge for a little but once they let their walk down they’re the most funniest, kind, and loving person you’ll meet. Could be stubborn at some times lol
i love you Juan <3
by :)))<33 July 29, 2021
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juan

the name of a particularly white guy who attends padua
what the juan “
by mobabislit May 23, 2018
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Eddie, Speddie, Niggie, Eddie Juan Gaylord II

A guy who is very retarded, threatened to shoot down the school trying to frame someone else. Got deported for 2 weeks, was beat up by his parents and big brother who raped him very hard he couldn't sit down for days. Says he dated a girl who was actually a guy. Always says he is dating girls which are probably all dudes. Says he owned black ops 6, but said he didn't cz someone almost told his brother who would have beat him Likes to vape. Got called by security during class when trying to hide a vape who's was a girl's. Dropping the vape in front of security guard while trying to hide it. Dumbass saved himself by allowing a search. Everyone bullied his bitch ass.
Yo is that dumbass Fucking Eddie, Speddie, Niggie, Eddie Juan Gaylord II!!
What a dumbass!
by eddie_is_dumb69 December 10, 2024
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juan

juan is a boy that is obsessed with his ex girlfriend that cheated on him and he will do anything to get her back. he even got with another girl and then broke up with her to get back at her💀
juan: i really miss her man

his friend: stop your gonna get hurt again
by loverboy0920 February 19, 2023
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Juan's Magic Trick

Juan's Magic Trick is when you and your partner (preferable male) shove a whole jar of Ragu into your asshole. After 2 1/2 minutes the jar will evaporate. Make sure to plug up your asshole so none of the Ragu falls out then get your partner and open up his foreskin. You need to pull out the butt plug and let the Ragu pour into his foreskin. After that tie up your partners foreskin for 3 weeks and then once you untie it the Ragu will be gone
Person 1: "Hey do you wanna do Juan's Magic Trick."
Person 2: "No what the fuck is wrong with you"
by Ragu God October 16, 2022
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