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Irish houdini

When engaged in doggy style sex, anal optional, you pull out right before ejaculation and vomit on the victims backside, and when they turn to question the contents on their back you let em have it right in the face.
I was gonna houdini this girl last night but at the last minute my drunk ass decided to go for the irish houdini instead!
by Andy Gallo74 September 11, 2008
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Irish Icicle

when a irish man freezes his dick and it is covered in ice and he gives anal with it, it then melts and makes for good lubrication
The Irish men played Irish Icicle to experiment their compatibility
by cole. July 18, 2009
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Irish Handshake

When a guy vomits and gets a handjob at the same time by a girl.
"Boy you were sick, did you just get an irish handshake behind the barn?"
by William Winslow April 23, 2006
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Irish Cuisine

Irish Cuisine is what you call delivering a hot pile of liquified feces onto your lovers chest during intercourse. It gets its name thanks to the description Denis Leary gives for traditional Irish food being boiled in a pot for 17.5 hours.
"I served up some Irish Cuisine for my girlfriend last night."

"Oh yeah? How'd she like the corned beef and cabbage?"

"No I wouldn't give her that - I had diarrhea and shit on her chest after I fucked her."
by GLM79 May 8, 2008
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Irish Firefighter

When you're sleeping with a girl and you're about to cum, rub hand sanitizer on her beasts, light it on fire, and try to put it out with your cum.
I had an Irish Firefighter with Jayme last night and we roasted marshmallows.
by I spelled bannanas wrong April 16, 2023
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Irish Wedgie

The act of inserting a potato into the rectum, typically as a practical joke between friends. It's especially effective if your friend or coworker has a strong urge to defecate, as the extra pressure can send it hurtling out at high speeds, making for a great laugh.
Yo, did you see Carl give Jeremy an Irish wedgie last light? When he farted he shot the spud out so fast it turned into mashed potatoes!
by ChunkyManSoup December 28, 2021
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Black Irish

An Irishman who’s Irish from the waist up, and black from the waist down.
Ohh, I hear he’s black irish
by Bruh1000 August 14, 2019
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