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Internet Explorer

Microsoft's attempt to dominate the Internet by integrating this poor excuse of a browser with every Windows OS, although this was deemed illegal, they made some bullshit up about it being a core part of Windows. So in the end, they integrated this POS into Windows.

IE is buggy, has many security holes, is slow, supports ActiveX so websites can install their XXX dialers on our systems, and finally, it's not standards compliant, so 80%+ web pages have sloppy HTML which doesn't work with standards compliant browsers, only IE. How convenient.
Internet Explorer is the most COMMON browser, but NOT the most popular.
by generic October 16, 2004
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End of the Internet

What you call a website when you want to "rebrand" it and are too lazy to think of a better name, next thing you know it gets sold off to CNET.

Thankfully no one has ever done this because no such website exists.
"End of the Internet? I've been there, but I don't have an account... I mean, Area 51!"
~Mikhajist
by bakudandan September 14, 2009
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Internet Pants

Pants around ankles, bare legs and sitting in front of the computer frustratingly surfing the web for the perfect porn.
Phil has gone home for lunch to put on his internet pants.
by Scotty Funk June 1, 2010
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internet explorer

Pros:
1. You only have to use it for one minute, just to get to Mozilla.com and download Firefox

Cons:
1. Slow
2. Bug ridden
3. Forced on all Windows owners
4. Looks like junk
5. Easily exploitable
6. Infrequently updated
7. No pop up ad blocking
8. Highly inconvenient
...

237. It just plain sucks
About 60 seconds after he first opened it up on his new computer, Jimmy was finished using Internet Explorer - for 2-4 years.
by hoyclan December 22, 2009
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internet vampire

A person who connects to the internet all day at Mcdonalds by buying a refillable dollar coffee.
Joe was internet vampire. He was on the internet all day long at Mcdonalds sucking on his refillable one dollar coffee to pay for it.
by Silver Lion February 5, 2014
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That Internet Guy

The guy who feels the need to be a "troll" online. Found on Forums and social networks like FB or MYB. A clear indication they are being That Internet Guy, is when he posts on a girls' status that is 7 or 8 years younger then him, and make idle threats to seem bigger and have balls.
Did you see that guys' post on that 18 year old girl's status?

Yeah, he is totally being That Internet Guy.
by Sy T February 13, 2012
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2nd internet

When a company charges you an extra fee to use your already existing Internet connection for their service
Popular among consoles ever since the Xbox 360 proved that customers would be willing to pay more for their console over time than have a higher initial cost as with the Playstation 3.
Hey did you get your 2nd internet turned on for your xbox? The new cod is right around the corner!
No, dumbass. I use PC and only pay 1 internet bill. Fuck you for contributing to that bullshit.
by ikeeprubberbandsonmyballs June 25, 2018
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