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wind in your sails

may you find wind in your sails
by Agnishom June 9, 2022
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Canadian Wind Tunnel

The act of defecating into a hairdryer, turning it on the owner, turning it on and blasting faeces all over the holder
James was so wasted last night, I found him in the bathroom covered in his own shit, holding a hair dryer. Must have been a Canadian Wind Tunnel.
by nestegg November 20, 2020
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Alaskan wind tunnel

The process in which a person takes a can of compressed air and proceeds to blast it within their anal cavity until the area of contact becomes dry, cold, and then later wet again.
Guy 1: sorry bro can’t go out my mom caught me doing the Alaskan wind tunnel again and is making me clean up my mess.

Guy 2: bro I told you, you need to keep that shit on the down low man. Makes a mess if you don’t preform it right.

Guy 1: I will keep that in mind, I was thinking about using a tarp next time.
by Han scoliosis March 30, 2020
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Wind Shield Wiper

When a guy takes a shit on a girls stomach and he rubs his balls on the shit like it’s a wind shield wiper
Matthew just wind shield wiper Kelsey
by Jawzzii December 12, 2019
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Chicago Wind Runner

when you strip down butt naked and run down a freeway while laying a trail of shit behind you that can cause cars to slide off the road.
"hey john did you hear that jonathan and jerome got caught pulling a Chicago Wind Runner last night?"

"man thats insane!"
by Bigpimpin0909 February 25, 2022
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Indonesian Wind Tunnel

When a woman clenches her vaginal wall with the males penis inside her making a tighter sensation for the man
Frosty last night gave me an Indonesian wind tunnel it was great
by MufcMixer August 22, 2021
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Wind over loaf

When you have a hard stubborn poo inside you that wont come out but you are still farting.
"Wind over loaf farts are the stinkiest."
by jimmycakes July 18, 2016
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