by bringmethe-definitions July 25, 2016
by Erazias November 22, 2021
A person being overprotected and blocked from learning the ways of the world because of parental interference.
by Lalladragon February 12, 2020
The act of person A sitting on person B's lap, while person B sits on toilet and both proceed to simultaneously shit.
Guy: Dude, Mark and Jacob are getting too close, I caught them doing the Two-Lap Tower last night.
Guy 2: Fuck man, that is weird.
Guy 2: Fuck man, that is weird.
by vortexwolf13 October 12, 2015
by gitilivy February 25, 2023
When a girl cheats on her boyfriend with you, he finds out and after a heated exchange you both decided to take her to Paris and Effiel tower her! While you two are doing that the boyfriend gets mad and starts choking you, so you choke him!
by Jmac0808 May 17, 2018
Gawd's awful towers is a term that refers to unwashed men testicles. The term can also be used by a female after getting HIV, in an attempt to shame the spreader. The Origin of this term comes from a german male called Gawd Sheigeschiht, whose testicles stinked so much, that one of the strippers he hired made a book in the year 1969, titled "Gawd's awful towers". The book talks satirically about Gawd and his smelly testicles. The term is not very popular though, since there are only a few copies of the book left. The author of the book later died from HIV.
Person 1 (F) : Ewwwww, your balls stink like a dumpster. They are Gawd's awful towers level.
Person 2 (M) : WTF that's so mean.
Person 2 (M) : WTF that's so mean.
by EpicGamer2627 April 14, 2021