Snake Fucker

Snake Fuckers is a subgroup of Snake Lovers. They have had a snakes scaly tail/head sided inside of their ass/pussy and LOVED IT! And if they figured it out, they have had one or two snake penises in them at some point in time. And if male they have had their dick in a snake in some way!

They can be a Snake Foodies, a Squeeze Toys or just a snake lover that went a little too far.
am I a Snake Fucker?
Being a Snake Fucker is 100% legal in Wyoming and New Mexico.
by HappySnakePreson September 02, 2018
Get the Snake Fucker mug.

fanny snake

A man who slithers around from fanny to fanny.
Mark is such a fanny snake.
by WWE Fan 2014 July 19, 2014
Get the fanny snake mug.

squirting snake

When a man has unprotected anal sex with a woman whom needs to shit thus compacting shit down his dick hole creating a squirting snake effect when he pulls out
Yo man me and Stacey ended Last night with a squirting snake my dick has been on fire since
by Ted kazzy April 13, 2022
Get the squirting snake mug.

closet snake

A mystical fag snake that doesn't feel comfortable cuming out to it's family or anybody for that matter :(

also used as a offensive word to snakes. (Humans also as an exception
"Hey Jim, I know you're gay! Stop being such a goddamn closet snake!"- Pet owner to his snake Jim.

"Honey our snake is fucking his male friend again, do you think he's a closet snake?" - Wife to Husband.

"Ssssam, want ssssome fuck? You ssssstupid closet sssssnake." - Snake to his Snake with benefits.
by want2fuckingdie March 01, 2017
Get the closet snake mug.

Lot Snake

A lot snake is a male prostitute who frequents truck stops and services lady truckers in need of companionship.
Lady trucker “are you a lot snake?” Lot snake “why yes I am, do you need servicing my lady?”
by TheVernon September 19, 2019
Get the Lot Snake mug.

snake kicker

An old person who is rude and doesn't care what people think
Gee that old bloke is such a snake kicker!
by mrvautin June 19, 2015
Get the snake kicker mug.

Snake-off

Snake-off

“Snake-off" is a term used as a response to a remark or statement that is perceived to be irrelevant, random or unrelated to the conversation taking place between a group of people. The term is used to acknowledge that the previous remark within a conversation was odd. “Snake off” is often accompanied with a two-fingered hand gesture that simulates snake fangs and sometimes precedes a long “hissssssss” sound.

originated in Canada in the early 2000’s.
Greg: Did anyone catch the game last night?

Tom: I did! What a great game that was. I enjoyed watching the ball move around.

Linda: I enjoy when my cat rubs his whiskers across my cheeks.

Greg: Snake-off, Linda! Hssssss
by Justadude2000 February 19, 2023
Get the Snake-off mug.