Stink Mud

Typically a type of shit you would be taking if you had just got done drinking all night and eating Mexican food. Be careful of suspicious gas and stomach aches, the stink mud can really sneak up on you.

Man I'm about to go return some stink mud to the earth mother

by Cocksadong August 10, 2009

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

may we all be mud monsters

by DefinitelyNotCoveredInShit September 17, 2021

Hobo Mud

Muddy pile of fecal matter found on the sidewalk in urban areas.

Hobo Mud is plentiful around 17th and Capp street in San Francisco.

by figoldstyl August 3, 2007

Mud Pups

Really saggy breasts on a woman over 45. Picture if Droopy Dog was in a titty form.

Do your mud pups hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie 'em in a knot? can you tie 'em in a bow? Can you throw 'em over your shoulder like a Dr. Dangles soldier? DO YOUR MUD PUPS HANG LOW?

by Sophie Spitz March 21, 2017

drilling mud

The sticky stuff left on a penis after anal intercourse. Especially notorious is the "hot drilling mud", which comes if the recipient had spicy curry or other spicy food earlier.

Comes in heavy and light varieties, depending on diet.

Similar to santorum, but thicker and less frothy.

You should have had an enema, now I'm covered in drilling mud.

by pipipeppu August 5, 2010

Mud-flappin'

The act of not wearing underwear, for females. Just as mud flaps behind the wheels of a truck flail wildly in the wind, a saggy vagina may mimic this flapping motion without the restriction of underwear. This is the alternative to "free balling" meant for female use only.

"Dude, it's my laundry day, so I'm mud-flappin' it today."

by PACHFI May 6, 2010

mud dropping

To excrete fecal matter while standing up.

I couldn't find a toilet in time, so I did some mud dropping on the way home last night.

by Avolin February 19, 2003