Yeah, and I’m Beyoncé

Calling out someone for saying something untrue or not possible.

“Did I tell you I won an Oscar recently?”
-Yeah, and I’m Beyoncé

by playing1950 February 9, 2023

i’m on canada

she’s on her period bro.

“I’m on canada”. -girl

“okay i’ll give you a unlimited supply of food!”

by koymal June 3, 2022

i’m nuts

being nuts is another way of saying cool or just too good at something.

i’m nuts

also use

she’s nuts, he’s nuts, their nuts, we’re nuts

by i’m nuts January 26, 2023

I’m going to be a failure

I’m never going to get anything. I might as well think about ending this life. I have no job skills. I’m way out of luck

I’m going to be a failure.

by confused cajun man January 23, 2021

I’m with the pizza party

I’m with the pizza party is a great repsonse or way to get away with anything. If you want something done or want something in general just refer that your in the pizza party. And you will get it.

Guy 1:Dude I want some pizza
Guy 2: can’t were out
Guy 1: but I’m with the pizza party

Guy 2: sorry sir I’ll get you pizza right away

Cop sir your not aloud to smoke marajuana in this area
Guy it’s ok I’m with the pizza party
Cop carry on then

by Legitscholarship dude December 17, 2018

mlody bedi.. but i’m not tired anymore

the expression of pure joy and being grateful. for the second person — full time success of screwing theirs sleep schedule, after such a long time.

person1. hey, mlody bedi.. but i’m not tired anymore !
person1. *waking up* fuck yes..

by bellamy96blake January 1, 2021

I’m parked

whenever your super tired but your still down to hang out or do something

yo bro you tryna come over and chill

I’m parked bro, but yeah I’ll be there

by Yoyoyoy1 March 18, 2024