Poop hockey

When you poop at family thanksgiving and it won’t flush, and there’s no plunger so you’re left with no other choice but to try and use the toilet brush in a desperate attempt to unclog the toilet while a line slowly forms outside as they wait to use the bathroom.

There wasn’t a plunger in there so I had to play poop hockey with the brush.

by Superfresh642 November 25, 2021

Hockey Face

One who has a distorted, mis-shaped face due to getting punched or slammed in the face. Like how hockey players faces are from being beaten so many times, their broken noses, cheeks, missing teeth and overall "dumb" look on their faces forms a "hockey face"

Boxers on UFC have some gnarly "hockey face" just like those of hockey players.

by GingerSass541 May 26, 2014

finger hockey

Fast fingering a female

Did you get any road head during trip? No, but I played a little finger hockey.

by gman75 July 29, 2024

Playing Hockey

The acting of fucking someone(don’t matter who) but like I mean FUCKING them

“I heard you and Stacy playing hockey ”
“Uh fuck ya”

by dogs hit June 22, 2022

Hockey Crowbar

A hockey crowbar is the Canadian term for what is commonly called a "Hockey Stick" elsewhere in the world.

Every hockey player should have a hockey crowbar for the game.

by January's_cold December 11, 2023

hockey gab

a hockey player named gabrielle who is thiccc and very dumb and is mainly called a moron or a retard

“hey hockey gab”

by Jasminorampu Kunagudw June 4, 2020

dick hockey

A gay man pushing the testicles of a reclining man around with his erect penis.

Are you going to fuck me, or just play dick hockey all night?

by Blames Johns May 21, 2017