The Gribbler

A Person who is know for royally fucking up on a consistent basis or is just straight up dumb

"Who's that guy?"
"Oh him? He is The Gribbler."
"What is a Gribbler."
"You'll see...."

*The Gribbler chokes on his spit, then dies.*

by #1 Gribbler March 13, 2024

Cob gobbler

Someone that partakes in sucking alot of cock. Usually, a cob gobbler would be someone that is homosexual.

You can tell that that man over there is a cob gobbler.

by Theinsultedbanana April 4, 2024

glizzy gobbler

a person accused in court of gobblin' glizzys like theres no tomorrow

he's a glizzy gobbler.

by ultimate rizzleronie peperonie November 26, 2024

Knob gobbler

Someone who always has to make everything sexual at any opportunity

“Monty is such a knob gobbler !”

by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025

Corn Gobbler

A corn gobbler is a person who loves to give anal oral sex.

Bro, did you mix in the cool whip with all that ass you ate, what a corn gobbler

by Billy Mac and the hot dog fish February 27, 2025

Granola Gobbler

n. One who pursues the outdoors with unnecessary zeal.

* "Did you hear the cry of that rare native bird?"

"No, out of my way granola gobbler"

* "I need my $700 boots, walking poles, gaiters and goretex before I even think of walking up that hill."

"Hmm. You're a fucking granola gobbler"

* "Dude, nice polypropylene leggings. I didn't know you were such a granola gobbler"

* "Granola gobbler!"

by anonymous January 17, 2026

Spunk gobbler

A spunk gobbler is a woman who loves to gobble a man's spunk and does not care if he's got an STD

Person A) Anna has gobbled all my spunk. Person B) was she a spunk gobbler?. Person A) yeah she was, was a good girl and swallowed all my gonorrhea

by Iamahmuman2857w8q February 20, 2026