Grab a root and grawl

The act of masterbating so in depth that one is totally oblivious to thier surroundings and oftening letting out growling and hollering sound at the point of ejaculation!

Also used as a term of endeerment!
ie..Dude I am going to take my final exam.
Ok man Grab a root and grawl!

Hey Joey where are you going? Tonya, don't worry I am going to grab a root and grawl!

by Big Sexy 911 September 28, 2006

moob grab

when one preferably a shmendrick (see shmendrick) stands comfortably behind the moober, and places there hands gently above around the mipples. After a count down of 3..2..1 they grasp the moobs as hard as they can until the moober screams oy vey.

Shmendre gave Shmenrick the best moob grab of his life.

by Shmen July 3, 2004

grabee

the receiver of a grab; one who is grabbed

Jill is the grabee of Monica; Monica grabbed her!

by Jaime42 November 11, 2008

desk grabber

one who waits under desks of women at the office and grabs them unsuspectingly when they sit down.
Originating from the British TV show "the IT crowd"

"With roy stuck under that desk, they're gonna think he's a desk grabber!"

by Doctor P May 18, 2006

National Grab Titty Day

April 13th.

I only did it because it's National Grab Titty Day

by Aitken May 26, 2018

grundel grab

The act of a lazy masturbator, where the fondler compresses the chode area in order to divert his semen load into various, undiscovered body chambers, eliminating the need for clean up. The fate of the fluids remains undiscovered, but some scientists propose a link between grundle grabbing and chronic bad breath.

Kastura explained that his grundel grabbing was only a problem if he became violent or started missing work on a regular basis because of it.

by Ryan Ross July 29, 2008

National grab thigh day

On april 17 everything on that day grabs someone thigh or ass

April 17 is the day of national grab thigh day hell yeah

by Wgsorbvaosfb April 11, 2019