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Greg on a tank

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This is Greg. He's on a tank
by Crackerwacker74 February 7, 2023
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Greg with his friend



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This is Greg's friend
I love Greg with his friend
by Crackerwacker74 February 7, 2023
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Greg Finger

When you shoot firearms a lot, and have other injuries to coincide, you can sometimes develop “Trigger Finger”.

Trigger Finger is also called: trigger thumb and is a condition in which a finger gets stuck in a bent position and then snaps straight.
Trigger finger occurs when the tendon in the affected finger becomes inflamed. Those most at risk include women, people with diabetes or arthritis, and people whose regular activities strain their hands.

When a male, career, shooter gets it it’s called “Greg Finger.”
Travis: “Hey Hank, did you hear about Greg getting trigger finger?”

Hank: “No? You mean he got Greg Finger, right?”

Travis: “Yup, from all that masterbating he does before going to the range.”
by No Tango and no Cash October 7, 2023
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Gregging

stop gregging
by ft5dfuyilbjkl,. October 19, 2023
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Greg

A one eyed kitten with a pathetic frown who shits everywhere, rescued from the side of the road by a Facebook dad trying to look like a superhero, he then forces his kids to like it and pet it even though they hate it
"Greg is such a stupid fucking kitten."
by DICK AND FUCKING BALLS October 30, 2023
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Greg (Gregory)

Greg, who is really Gregory but hates his name, is the cutest funniest bestest person anyone could come across. He is really kind, caring and sensitive to other people's thoughts and feelings. He has a really big heart and is adored by all his friends. He is the best friend you could have and his girlfriend is really the luckiest person on earth. Him being the hottest guy on earth is just a side benefit on top of all this.
Omg wow that guy is such a Greg (Gregory)!
by Amiti.adani November 2, 2023
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smell greg

thing to say when youre irritated or you dont care about something
person1: you suck
person2: smell greg
by podemb December 19, 2023
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