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goth guinea

someone who is goth and is tremendously hairy
bro i saw a goth guinea when i was at a peppa pig concert they were extra gothie
by clikkie January 31, 2019
mugGet the goth guineamug.

goth unicorn

A goth unicorn can be described as a goth with an inner freak most of times, but if you get with a goth unicorn they are loyal and sweet but have a freak side as well. Their color preference is black and red butttt once she gets a unicorn bandaid she wears it like a boss. She is caring, very protective and mean but in a loving way to certain friends she is close to and often the mother in the friend group. She's a bad bitch but she is also very sensitive as well, she has anxiety and everything as well idk really. Those who cross may or may not end up in the hospital, just a for warning 😊. She's a short stack of pancakes and the hottest batch you ever gonna see. She's on fire "tHiS gIrL iS oN fIrE."
Person 1: "she's goth but what's with the unicorn bandaid"

Person 2: "she's a short stack of goth unicorns"
by Deadly Tiny Tot June 21, 2022
mugGet the goth unicornmug.

Snow Goth

It's like a goth, but uses white instead of black.
by NotFlou January 30, 2021
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Mortimer Goth

A character in all 4 sims games, who’s wife went missing, and daughter is going to marry a fuck boy. Mortimer is father of Cassandra and Alexander, husband of Bella and son of Gunther and Cornelia
Ever since his wife went missing he took in interest in Dina Caliente, his brother in law’s widow.
Mortimer Goth is one of the only elders alive in Pleasantview when you start a game there.
by BlankCanvas742 November 26, 2021
mugGet the Mortimer Gothmug.

Whale Goth

A very fat and obese goth that prawls around town at night looking for young girls to eat and cast spells on.
That whale goth sure looks hungry, we better hide or find a mandy to protect us.
by alittlefish May 17, 2012
mugGet the Whale Gothmug.

EMS Goths

A group of Goths who talk to eachother on the the Neopets 'Evil Things and Monster Sightings'(EMS) board.

They are, pretty much, the coolest group of people on Neopets(as if that was saying much). A few are somewhat elitist, having a habit of jumping all over everyone who makes "goth" boards to make sure they know exactly what they are talking about. However, the people in this group are generally very nice and accepting. Many are simply tired of the false representation of "Goth" that is so popular today(part of this group being younger people who have to put up with it a lot).

The 'EMS Goths' usually start boards to discuss music(mainly Goth Rock, Deathrock, or Post-Punk. But, there are also some people who are more into other stuff, such as Industrial and New Wave), or sometimes just to chat with people they know about whatever.

The people within this group have changed through the years. There are always new people coming into the group, and there are a lot of old members of the group who don't come on much anymore. A few people who are associated with the EMS Goth group are Casey, Lex, Zrcalo, Vanity, Herr, Anne, and Rae.

Some of the longer-standing members have even been coming to be board for much longer than most of the EMS "regs".

Recently, tree symbols have been used frequently by this group. It's the result of an inside joke. It gets called a "goth tree." And, no, they don't hate for anyone else to use the symbol. If someone says something about someone outside the group using the "goth tree," they are most likely joking around. Another thing this group has been recently known for is the "Gawfic Camel Club,"
started by Josh. Most are also members of guild "Goth Underground."

....And 'Raito Yagami' is a douchebag :)
"The EMS Goths are awesome, even if they do use the Neopets messageboards"

"The EMS Goths listen to a lot of 80s music"

"The EMS Goths sure do like camels and those little tree symbols."
by _Anonymous_Person_ October 17, 2006
mugGet the EMS Gothsmug.

goth fro

Like an afro or the coveted jew fro, except is artificially induced, by hairspray or gel, and is almost always jet black. Used to convey a sense of "I don't give a fuck" and/or angst.
Twenty years and Robert Smith still has that fucking goth fro.
by Sierrapants244444 May 31, 2009
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