Furp

A burp that smells like a fart. Whenever you eat a food that has high concentrations of methane prducing biodegradables. In addition the food can contain high amounts of garlic, onions, peppers, or cajun seasoning.

The end result, after consuming said meal followed by carbonated beverages, you begin to expell large amounts of burps that smell as bad as or worse than a fart that you have een holding for 36.7 hours.

These furps can be considered noxious, and follow the same Silient But Deadly rule as farts. Not to be taken lightly.

After that meal at Crapplebee's, Joe had a bad case of the furps. He soon was able to clear the local watering hole oafter half a PBR.

by WPLMR May 4, 2008

Furry Balls Plopped Menacingly on the Table

It is the sensational sensation of a dude who ties a feather to his tongue and licks your dangling balls while you are strapped to the bottom of a table.

Homie: Hey bro wanna play around with our penises?
Homie 2: Yea of course man will you give me a furry balls plopped menacingly on the table?
Homie: omg I'm so fuckin' gay for you right now.

by Lil Uzi Verts dick's in my ass June 1, 2017

furry

People who like the dress as anthropomorphic animals. Usually characterized by whining, and comparing their plight to the oppression of various ethnic groups or homosexuals. Unlike ethnic groups or homosexuals, there is no genetic variation nor genetic traits that makes a person dress as a mascot. Making fun of a furry is no more different then insulting a person for saying or doing stupid things. There are however, good and bad furries (See Example).

Scenario One: Bad Furry

Fancy Restaurant Doorman: "Sir, I can not allow you in dressed as that."

Furry: "OH MY GOD! WHY WON'T YOU ACCEPT ME FOR WHO I'AM!? I'M A PERSON TOO! *AWWOOOOOOO!*"

Fancy Restaurant Doorman: "Wow..."

Scenario Two: Good Furry

Fancy Restaurant Doorman: Sir, I can't allow you in dressed like that."

Furry: "E-gad sir! it would appear as if I've accidentally swapped my tuxedo for my fury suit, and have failed to notice until now! Terribly sorry about that old bean! allow me go home and change, I'll be right back!"

Fancy Restaurant Doorman: "I do appreciate that sir, I'll be right here waiting."

by Robot Doctor August 20, 2012

Furby

The hairy area found on many males, and even some females, between the anus and genitalia. It is often dank and foul smelling from the collection of perspiration and feces that gets trapped in the netting of hairs.

Travis ignored the advice of his friends, on shaving his Furby, and now has to deal with the results of a ghastly odorous underball stench. Thus, nullifying any chance of slurpage from the underaged girls he desperately tries to impress.

by Aeryck July 1, 2006

Furry Cup

The vaginal area of a woman

''Do you drink from the furry cup coz u sure look lie a lemon?''

by Brendan April 6, 2003

furryseta

a really great tiktoker who LOVES furry kaoru seta. furryseta is a great person and deserves everything good that’s gonna happen. <3

Person: have you heard of furryseta?
really great person: yeah, furryseta is my mutual!!

by maskingswife September 6, 2021

Furry

I'm a furry,so hear me out. There is no single definition of what a furry is. Some like to yiff,some like art,some like writing,some like playing online games.

groups:

1.Furverts. The kind that you find making yiffing videos on pr0n sites and such and often look at adult art.

2.Fursuiters. Those who wear animal costumes or just tails and ears.

3.Furries. Those who like art,stories,games,etc.

4. Otherkin. those who don't believe they're human in spirit.

Anti-fur: Why are you wearing a tail?

me:because I'm a furry.

Anti-fur:what's a furry?

Me:um, we are people who identity with animals.

anti-fur:OMG! You're one of those animal fuckers! Stay away from me!

me:Um, actually being a furry doesn't have anything to do with zoophilia.

anti-fur:pervert.

by Axelfox October 5, 2010