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it-has-been-cold-as-a-mutha factor

This is the opposite of a wind-chill factor. When it has been cold for a long time, and then there is a mild winter day, it feels a lot warmer than it is.
Today is February 10. In Cleveland, it is 50 degrees, but with the it-has-been-cold-as-a-mutha factor it feels like 75.
by fletch042 February 10, 2009
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pucker factor number 9

A term that one uses to describe, and to discreetly convey in public, their urgency and need to visit a toilet to take a crap. Number nine is always used as the guage to describe the tightness of the sphincter, which conveys that the person is right on the edge of crapping their pants.
"Hey man, I have to get out of here fast - I've got pucker factor number 9"
by LuLu B. August 24, 2007
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Distance Distortion Factor (DDF)

The mathematical equation/proof that girls are exponentially hotter, the farther away they are from you.
Wowwwwwwwwww, look at that shorty up there, she be lookin' good!

Naww, man, dats just the Distance Distortion Factor (DDF).
by A Bathing Ape August 16, 2008
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swing factor

An external force or forces (eg. person, event, place, thing, etc.) that contribute(s) to making a decision either one way or the other.
Tom: I'm not sure if I'm going to Derek's party tonight.

Dave: Tracey will be there. I heard through the grape vine that she gets down with one dude and another girl on the first Saturday of every month. Guess what tonight is!

Tom: Well there's my swing factor.
by SnooksOnFire February 12, 2010
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fuzz factor

The quantitative measurement of the fuzziness of a physical object. Fuzz per square centimeter. ( Fz/cm² )
Quantum Observer 1: Oh hello, I see you've got a nice sized bird their!

Quantum Observer 2: Why yes I got it while traveling abroad in London, I stole it from some jewpies. It's got a fuzz factor of 2.0
by evasic2 February 28, 2010
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Toth factor

The loss of real estate value caused by a bad, sloppy or lazy neighbor, as compared to comparable homes in the neighborhood that don't abut the bad neighbor. The difference in resale value between a home with good neighbors and a similar one with a bad neighbor.
My nasty neighbors next door kept bothering prospective buyers during showings, so I ended up selling for 20% less than the appraised value. The toth factor cost me thousands!
by JavaJaneOhio April 16, 2011
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The Ho Factor

Used for ranking how hot a chick is. The Ho Factor decreases the hotness for being a slut.
Person 1: Hey look how hot that chick is!
Person 2: Yeah, but once you put in The Ho Factor...
Person 1: Oh, you're right. She's not that hot now.
by dirtygirlfree May 11, 2011
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