fortnite

The video game all 8-year-olds freak out about while dancing with the retarded fortnite dance moves.

Lil Jonny:" DO YOU PLAY FORNITE!?"
Lil Max: "yea, I bet I have more victory royals than you"
Lil Jonny:" YOU LITTLE idiot, add me on fortnite and 1v1 me, I'm better than you noobie!!"

Lil Max: "ok than dumbo"
*kid screams across room*
unknown kid:" I HAVE GALAXY SKIN HAHA LOSERS"
Lil Max and Jonny whisper:" dumbass"

by IsabellAHHH February 23, 2019

Fortnite

A gay ass game :)

Did you see fortnite so fucking shit right?

by David Korman September 7, 2020

Fortnite

Fat ass 9 ur olds that think fortnite is the new future dat every 6th grader talks about.

Wanan playeee fortnite?

by Succmaicock July 3, 2019

Fortnite

A game that will be dead next year

Fortnite will be as dead as Clash Royale in 2019.

by HeIIRaiser May 30, 2018

Fortnite

Lads are obsessed with it and think their class posting it as there streaks and their snapchat story, when nobody gives a fuck. Played by horny lads that will probably stay a virgin cause they pay more attention to the game than their partner.

Girl 1 - I broke up wih my boyfriend

Girl 2 - oh my god why ?
Girl 1 - he would rather play fortnite . shooting people and get turned on by girls that clearly had a boob job or shoved pillows up there arse I hate that game so much

by Ihatefortnite May 12, 2018

Fortnite

A very messed up game that should be killed immediately.

A: "Yesterday I just got 3 wins in Fortnite..."
B: "Wait, do you hear something? IT'S I DONT GIVE A CRAP!"

by -R-A-D-O-N- September 2, 2019

Fortnite

The new Minecraft.

You wanna hear my new fortnite parody?

by El ritardo July 20, 2018