Hockey mom

A term used by Alaskan politicians (who aren't familiar with the concept of soccer) to describe soccer moms

"They say the difference between hockey moms and pitbulls is lipstick."- Sarah Palin

by BigNerdzAnonymous February 14, 2021

Cavs hockey

You are automatically elite in the school when you play cavs hockey. May not score on the ice but they score off it. Cavs hockey throws the best parties and all the girls want a cavs penis in and around their mouths. Girls are always in your car and you probably forget what it’s like to drive without getting road head. Only credentials to make the team is that your a poon slayer and have at least 10 kills

“I play cavs hockey she wants to fuck me, she wants my penis in and around her mouth”

by Kazookid123 May 31, 2018

Hockey Bro

Nolan

That kid named Nolan is such a hockey bro

by SnapsSnaps February 10, 2022

Jizz Hockey

when you ejaculate in the winter and your semen freezes on the ground and you play Hockey on it

Companion: Did you know I did a bit of Jizz Hockey last
You: sounds very intriguing companion

by Nigga Central October 5, 2023

Hockey tryouts

The act of a UPS worker breaking fictitious jams. Using the Shepards hook to move a single package off the belt

You must have hockey tryouts coming up

by Smellypein March 19, 2025

Hockey

Rich white person sport

Hockey is a sport for white rich males

by Whitehockeyz January 13, 2022

malaysian hockey

When you put your hand in a cup of ice for 5 minutes then cup your balls.

When Shaq discovered the Malaysian Hockey after eating a bowl of ice cream, he knew he had to trick people into doing it.

by fishgaming June 20, 2024