crotch hockey

person 1: hey girl do you want to play some crotch hockey
person 2: what the fuck are you talking about

person 1: i mean sex
person 2: for sure
by phennotven January 17, 2023
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bolts hockey academy

Just a bolts hockey academy day
by Keagan stubbard November 09, 2020
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Hot Tub Hockey

A game.

You need:
4 guys.
A rubber ducky.

Goal:
4 dudes sit naked in a square hot tub. They have to hit the opposing sides wall with the rubber ducky but only using air or water, no hands. The person who gets 10 in a row gets to pick who gets the rubber ducky up their ass.
“Hey come to the demolition derby & Hot Tub Hockey thing with me tonight!”
by Capndanpan January 01, 2021
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hockey sockey

Curtis: *being annoying*

Shilo: stfu I will hockey sockey you in the throat!

Tony: DAMNNNNNN!!

Curtis: *sits in silence*
by Hreesecup2469 December 15, 2017
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Hockey Mom

What's the difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull? Lipstick!
by Tina w. fey October 15, 2008
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Hockey mom

A term used by Alaskan politicians (who aren't familiar with the concept of soccer) to describe soccer moms
"They say the difference between hockey moms and pitbulls is lipstick."- Sarah Palin
by BigNerdzAnonymous February 15, 2021
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Extremely cold.
1a)Cold can mean a bitter person
1b)Cold can mean tuff
1c)You can literally be cold
1d)Extremely poised
1a) she really gonna be hugging her guy friends then pour wine on my white yeezy's for hugging my friends that are females? She's just cold like a streaker at a hockey game and I can't do shit about it.
1b) Got my new ice. This drip cold like a streaker at a hockey game.
1c) I am from atlanta bruh. This chicago weather got me cold like a streaker at a hockey game
1d) You see Dame DOLLA hit that deep three over Paul George for the win? In the 4th his game stays cold like a streaker at hockey game no cap
by Prill. April 27, 2019
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