Face Fail

when facebook is updating their framework and doesn't work well, or at all.
Me: "Wtf?! Facebook keeps on telling me I don't have permission to talk to my sister"

You: "Face fail"
by Huminah Huminah October 23, 2009
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chris faile

The hottest ginger alive. His dick is so long and juicy it might make your ovaries bleed. He's definitely a keeper. Also reminds you of filthy frank.
Damn, Chris Faile is looking mighty fine in that blue morph suit.
by Lildicknigga68 December 01, 2016
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Fail-osophy

An idea or thought brought forth by an individual who believes they are correct and /or smart when actually all their ideas are total bullshit.
Wow, using that thesaurus to sound smarter than you actually are, Huey? Great Fail-osophy.
by L-Marsh September 22, 2010
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Fail Fuel

Used to describe the fuel powering any failed attempt, action, or result.
After a terrible attempt to score a basketball shot:
"Way to use fail fuel on that one."
by stupidcakes June 19, 2009
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Fail Flash

When a female tries to flash someone a part of her body, but fails epically in the process.
"Anna tried to flash some guy she saw on Mill Avenue, but got tangled up in her shirt and tripped over a homeless man."
"--That is what I call a fail flash!"
by tweetlesann June 17, 2009
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Fail Farmer

It means "farming your own fail".

A farmer grows his own food, therefore a fail farmer grows his own fail, meaning he makes a lot of fails upon themselves.

To be called a fail farmer is an insult.
Example 1:
Guy 1: "Wow those guys over there are trying to act all cool."
Guy 2: "Wow, what a bunch of fail farmers."

Example 2:
Guy 1: "Wow these school computers keep shutting down"
Guy 2: "That's because they're a bunch of fail farmers"

Example 3:
Guy 1: "Lol, look at that fail farmer over there"
Guy 2: "Epic fail, he just fell on his face"
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Swine Fail

When someone gets sick, stinks, burps, or farts.
someone farts extremely loud and everyone knows who it is.

MASSIVE SWINE FAIL.
by Shaka Zubumufulu April 30, 2009
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