Dressage

An adjective used to describe something classy or just generally awesome. It can be adapted to cure one's lack of a better word in most situations.

A: "How do I look"
B: "You might want to dressage yourself up a bit."
A: " wow...very dressage"

by spendid October 5, 2011

Cross Dresser

A person who wears two big brands at the same time, i.e a person who wears a Nike top and adidas pants.

Random guy: what the fuck is he wearing?
Me: oh, he's a cross dresser!
Random guy: what?
Me: a guy who wears two big brands at the same time, he looks like a faggot!

by That girl who makes shit up? June 20, 2016

White Wedding Dress

Something a bride generally wears to a night wedding. She looks crazy because at night, you should wear dark colours.

Kiki wore a white wedding dress to her 6 pm wedding. It confused me and made me want to puke because it was so bright and cheerful looking even though the sky outside was dark and I was in a dark, nighttime state of mind. Kiki's white wedding dress certainly stole the show.

by Kimperlee November 16, 2012

dressing

medium,ok,mediocre in between good and bad.

my brother is ok he is dressing.

by Jamie mitchell February 28, 2004

Dress Wearer

Noun: One who frequently dawns a dress, and is usually incapable of zipping up their mansuit. The dress may be both figurative and literal.

Synonyms:
Nancy
Little Girl
Door User

Antonyms:
Lumberjack
Beard
Anyone who has "manned up" (or zipped up their mansuit)
Claudio Sanchez

I'll tell you what, that Seth character is an avid dress wearer, and needs to try to not be such a little girl.

by Jaark December 9, 2008

Dresden Beefcake

A person whos penis is exaggerated by the size of his testicles.

Hutch is a Dresden Beefcake.

by beefandbeer January 8, 2011

dress debate

This debate is over a dress posted by a man as an eye test. You either see the dress as white and gold, or blue and black. There's so much argument and debate and the Internet is losing is over this dress!!!

guy 1: It's white and gold, obviously
guy 2: Are you freaking color blind orrrr??
guy 1: no man. It's white and gold but the whole dress debate is stupid anyway.
guy 2: I know right the Internet is going absolutely insane.

by Not Putting My Real Name February 26, 2015