Diegos are a very fat person because he eats so much mcdonalds he eats everything. He also eats alot of dick.
The Diegos are very big
by bobtheboss12 November 8, 2019
Get the Diegos mug.The most caring, sensitive, macho, hilarious guy you will ever meet. A Diego is someone who knows how to show a girl a good time. His humor is pure gold... he can make you crack a smile and laugh, even on the saddest day of your life. He knows you so well it’s scary- he’s a pro at reading people. He’s short, with dark hair and chocolate brown eyes, and he is such a cute lil bean! Although he acts tough, he cries sometimes. The facade can’t hide his sensitivity forever. A Diego is usually a Mexican, and as explained to me, “Here’s how dick size works: Black guys are at the top, then it’s me, Mexicans, then it’s white people, and then it’s Asians.” 😂 Even though he’s super confusing and oddly annoying at times, you can’t help but being comfortable around him. He’s super sweet, but he wouldn’t admit to that. Did I mention he’s also, like, the most inappropriate guy around? Still, you can’t help but love him! He’s got a great personality and an even better heart! Don’t let go of a Diego if you know one, because they’re absolutely fucking amazing! Thanks for always being there for me bro, I know I’m a dork, but you’re the best! 😂🤪💙😁
Brooke: Damn, is Diego really always this funny?
Jayden: Hell yeah! He’s such a fucking god, he should be a comedian!
Jayden: Hell yeah! He’s such a fucking god, he should be a comedian!
by Ninja_Turtle_Fangirl_RAPHAEL! November 14, 2019
Get the Diego mug.Diego Martir is a very kind person. He is short and tanish, has curly hair, is a pro at soccer and has so much love to give around. He is beyond caring and everything about him is attractive . His dimples can make anyone fall in love and that’s what makes him Diego. He is a ladies man and can steal ya girl. Diego works out a lot and has like a 600 pack. Idc if hes short I LOVE HIM. He issa great kisser and and good hugger. Diego is a social media star too and has birthday is December 24 2003. What town do u want him to tour at?
Girl 1: "Look Its the HOTTIE Diego Martir."
Girl 2: "OMG Diego Martir GONNA B MY SNACK TONIGHT."
Girl 3: "NAH Diego Martir GONNA B MY DINNER
TONIGHT."
Girl 4: "He gonna like my booty."
Girl 2: "OMG Diego Martir GONNA B MY SNACK TONIGHT."
Girl 3: "NAH Diego Martir GONNA B MY DINNER
TONIGHT."
Girl 4: "He gonna like my booty."
by Diego.lover November 14, 2019
Get the Diego Martir mug.A dumb bitch with a small dick who sucks at sex, has brown hair, and only brushes his teeth once a day.
by Pinoofy November 16, 2019
Get the Diego mug.Diego is the sweetest guy you will ever meet... He may be shy at times, but once you get to know him he is super friendly and is incredibly funny. He always knows how to make people smile when they are feeling down. It is very uncommon to see him without a jacket on... no matter how hot it is out. He is also veryyyy clumsy and spills everything... If you are friends with a Diego... you super lucky.
“Hey...that kid is sitting alone...”
“Oh.. let’s invite him over to sit with us”
“Sure!”
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“What’s your name?”
“Diego.”
“Oh.. let’s invite him over to sit with us”
“Sure!”
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“What’s your name?”
“Diego.”
by Human1245 November 19, 2019
Get the Diego mug.Your not safe if you even have contact with this thing, his gayness is to powerful, it’s like that one meme of the go thrusting his waste to a girl and the girl gets pregnant except it’s not a girl, it’s a guy
Diego’s mom:DIEGO STOP BEING SO GAY
Diego dad:*sound of air*
Diego sister:what you doing bro
Diego:how dare you,I only frek guys
Diego dad:*sound of air*
Diego sister:what you doing bro
Diego:how dare you,I only frek guys
by Diego The gay the 1 November 25, 2019
Get the Diego mug.Diego is a funny person who can make everyone laugh, he’s extremely outgoing and he can be serious when he needs to be, he’s a softie inside and is sensitive. He always make dirty minded jokes and it’s hilarious he can make you laugh whenever you need him to. You don’t want to lose him because he is your life in a way, you live him to death and you never want to lose him. Though he may not notice you, you will still always love him. Diego’s tend to be often extremely romantic and amazing.. you really want him but he won’t notice you as he’s busy playing soccer and sports, he has a ton of best friends for good reasons and you really need him..
Alex: is it true you and Diego are finally dating!!
Allondra: nope this has to be a dream he hates me!! I wish I were dating Diego though!
Allondra: nope this has to be a dream he hates me!! I wish I were dating Diego though!
by Hewwo:) April 5, 2019
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