Davide is a boy, he's very very very beautiful and wonderful, he looks like a god, he has got light blue eyes and blonde hair, he's such perfect in all the things he does, he's funny, when you need he's a good friend, he's serious in a lot of things and he has got a lot of good qualities.
He's my daddy and I love him, (he has got a big dick, and you can't taste it because it is mine).
He's my daddy and I love him, (he has got a big dick, and you can't taste it because it is mine).
Davide si my boyfriend
by Italian boy 07 April 11, 2022
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by ur mum funny haha May 2, 2019
Get the david mug.Commonly known as a repulsive Italian ranga with a freakish amount of body hair in places where hair is not meant to be. similar to that of a orangutang found in any zoo. Obviously this davide has never heard of deoderant and thinks he is such a great "ladies man" and soccer player when in fact he is neither. And probably has never heard of a razor.
"oh my god i was at party last night where some davide tried to slip a roofie in my drink'
i met this stranger in a public bathroom he totally reminded me of a davide.
i cant believe people actually pretend to like him, he is such a typical davide.
i met this stranger in a public bathroom he totally reminded me of a davide.
i cant believe people actually pretend to like him, he is such a typical davide.
by HUNG LIKE A BLACK MAN June 17, 2009
Get the davide mug.david is so amazing everyone loves him. his discord has nice tittys made by jackson everyone loves his mom too she is cute hahahahahahahaa. he is so gangsetr and has a really amazing ass he is also really bad at roblox bc he thinks its fortnite lol. he resembles jesus without the beard. he is a good memer too and is in love with a small asian man named ryan. we love him more tho
Guy: whoa dude why you are acting like david
Dude: bc i am useless and he is powerful
Mom: hail david!!!
Me: did you hear about the guy who banged my mom and sister?
Jack: wow that guy is such a david
Dude: bc i am useless and he is powerful
Mom: hail david!!!
Me: did you hear about the guy who banged my mom and sister?
Jack: wow that guy is such a david
by ilovedavid29 July 16, 2018
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A man who’s emotions get the best of him and he blocks people because he can’t controls his emotions
A man who’s emotions get the best of him and he blocks people because he can’t controls his emotions
by Maddenking71985 June 22, 2022
Get the Davidism mug.A David is a power hungry freak bent on world domination. Davids have haircuts and wear sweater vests. They don't have time for furry animals and run all things in the world. They take pride in throwing laptops and hitting people on their craniums. They generally travel in clumps, and enjoy singing. This is based on my good friend david beckham.
by ladygagaandgeorgebushcollide February 17, 2010
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